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two-twat tessa

A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina
That girl is a total two-twat Tessa! UGH! {slut} {gross}
by realgalpal1 June 27, 2016
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Tessa Tickle

A really bad name if you ask me. Who even has tickle as a last name? Even worse then Testi Ticulla
by abc chicken August 10, 2025
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Tessa the tank engine

Person 1 " DAMN THATS A BIG BITCH"
Person 2 "SHES LIKE A TANK"
Person 1 "GOTTA BE TESSA THE TANK ENGINE"
by you got high with me enin February 14, 2023
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Tessa

A girl with a monstourous cock
A Tessa is a flightless thing that inserts into Effies vaginal hole
by Bockuscreamcheese123 February 7, 2024
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Hot tessa

When you squirt Dijon mustard up her butt and then have her fart onto a hot dog and eat it.
“I had the best hot dog last night

“Was it a hot tessa?”

“Bro I wish”
by Hotdogz August 6, 2022
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Tessa

A girl who is from Rwanda and just amazes you with her beauty.
Her gyatt is extremely large, gosh lots of SURFACE AREA!
She is a girly who is sweet, kind and innocent but is she? Her baby doll face makes you stop in ur tracks!
Tessa is someone who listens and agrees and makes you feel comfortable. WE LOVE TESSA!
Tessa jeeez get that gyatt outa my way!
Tessa you are perfection.
Hey guys isn’t Tessa wifey material?
by yeezyforever February 6, 2025
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Tessa

Yeah, i smell good. Is that your boys collogne.
Smell good

Tessa is used if she smells good
by Yaas man September 4, 2017
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