akash tesla

Akash Tesla is a intelligent who is obsessed with destroying the world

Hitler is a akash tesla

by Light3692 April 18, 2022

Dirty Tesla

When you're in the park having sex with your girl and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your jizz on a bird. Then the bird flies around the city leaving traces of your cum everywhere it lands.

I nailed a Dirty Tesla this morning so if you go outside, don't touch anything.

by CandaceSuite December 21, 2020

Tesla Tobaccy

Vape juice

My juul needs a charge.
I’m all out of Tesla Tobaccy.

by Lazy crapper February 22, 2021

Tesla

A shitty car that everyone treats like the future

That Tesla's roof just flew off on the freeway!

by TiananmenSquared March 26, 2021

Tesla Tuesday

A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays .

It’s Tesla Tuesday… that explains why Tesla is diving down 3% at the open on no news

by chadsideas August 21, 2024

Tesla Tuesday

A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays.

It’s Tesla Tuesday.. no wonder Tesla just dived down 3% at the open for no reason

by chadsideas August 21, 2024

tiny bite tesla

Just like the game of punchbuggy or slugbug when you see a Volkswagen Beetle, but this is when you see a Tesla you give the a slight horse-bite (pinch). You have to say "no bite back" or they can pinch you back.

Kris: Ohh, tiny bite tesla!! *pinch*

Me: Dang it!!
Kris: No bite back hahaha!!!

by DJ Dammit Man December 22, 2024