Tennessee Two Bagger

A chick so ugly that in order to have sex with her, you need two paper bags - one for her, and one for yourself in case hers falls of..

Paper or plastic sir?

Paper. I'm going out with a Tennessee Two Bagger tonight.

by Chastro D October 13, 2007

sandal-wearing goldfish tenders

The term used by Mr Burns's grandfather to describe the Japanese in the season four episode of 'The Simpsons': 'Last Exit to Springfield'

The Japanese! Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders!

by brwhizz May 23, 2009

Tenderbender

A person (in most cases a man) who acts rough and/or lustful in public, but when in sexual intercourse, is tender and caring. It can also be used vice versa.

At first I though John was going to pound me, but he turned out to be a total tenderbender

by Sir Anonymous the VII May 15, 2010

Tennessee Wishing Well

A large cocktail made from all the bodily fluids that one human body has produced. When ingested, it summons Kolgorathnokterranonklus, Great God of Immoral wishes. Once he appears, you may petition him to grant your most "unconventional" wish (e.g. sex with a cousin, eradication of the banana minority, etc.). Beware, though, for the granting of this wish will come with no unintended consequences--except the occasional appearance of a small child's face on one's elbows.

I used a Tennessee Wishing Well to become god-king of Palestine the other day.

Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?

by AllabobibTheGlutton May 23, 2016

Tanner

One hot mother fucker, messy hair and a jawline that’ll cut diamonds. Type of guy to get any girl to fall in love with him without even trying. Is really good at sports.

Friend: “hey do you see that guy over there? He’s so fucking hot
Other Friend: “ He’s definitely a Tanner”

by HornyToastCumCan October 23, 2019

Tenderoni girl

They way men truly love there women to be. Sittin home in there clothes. But can dime up. Cooks, cleans, and men love to spoil. Trustworthy and she puts just the same amount effort into the relationship.! 50/50

I got a tenderoni girl.

by It’s me 55 February 8, 2021

tender bud

An aroused nipple

When I heard about Harry Styles third album coming out, I got a case of tender buds.

by The whole dewniverse March 6, 2022