tanner

Tanner is someone who is extremely tall, ripped, divine, and hot. Tanner loves friendship (amistad) and will conquer the world. You always want Tanner to help you with your homework and sports, he is very trendy. If you a Tanner, you're a lucky one.

Sam: "Who's that sexy mf over there?"
London: "Oh that's Tanner, he helps me with my homework."

by dalton gomez February 08, 2022

Tannered

When one absolutely rails some one so hard in the pussy, they have to ask to stop. Typically when a white male fucks a African-American female.

"OMG dude, i just tannered this half black chick named Janiae"

by Tannerjones June 03, 2014

tanner

An amazing, determined and genuine person who deserves all the best that the world has to offer.

You could never bicycle through the Great Smokey Mountains, man, only a tanner could do that.

by Cecile Johnson July 12, 2006

tanner

A very very sexy man. A great boyfriend or husband to any girl. Very kind and handsome and great in bed. Tanners usually have a huge dick that is super fun to suck. He will treat a girl right. Ladies if you have a Tanner in your life then keep him.

Tanners dick is huge dude. I wish i was him.

by ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ July 03, 2018

Tannered

Tanner(ed) (adv) Getting so drunk that you piss a gallon worth of piss all over yourself and your friends. Also being prone to not sleeping at night and getting dumb tatoos.

Jim: "Why is my back wet?" Jon: "Because Jake got tannered last night and pissed on you"

by SiggyTop January 10, 2014

Tannered

The term given to the situation where one has been accosted into performing un-useful or repeated analysis work, potentially resulting in an unnecessary or unfavourable change.

Mike: “Hey Bob, where did that stupid change come from?”
Bob: “Oh man, Jane and I got Tannered the other day, and before we knew it the change was in! Farkkkk!!!”

by Frank manfrenjensen July 26, 2011

tannering

slipping your middle finger in your asshole

tannering myself in the corner

by landry arthur October 18, 2007