A cross between texas chainsaw massacre and The Hills Have eyes movie. A bunch of inbred backwoods folk that can't locate tennis shoes within a 10 mile radius. Pretty sure they have people locked up in basements down there. moral of the story.... Don't go there. You do not belong
by Oilworker September 28, 2019
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A small town in which smells of semi truck egsost and road kill. also known for that big ass bird in the middle of the highway (the highway is the town) also a great place to nock up a mexican 12 year old typical of Fort Stockton's youth.
Billy: have you ever gone to Fort Stockton TX?
sue: If you mean i have slipped in dead cat guts in the taco bell drive thru then yes...
Billy: YEAH stop making fun of Fort Stockton and its taco bell, it employs the whole town besides the cocaine...
by tacob911 August 21, 2010
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Small town located in Texas border, 5x 6 man state champs where you will get shot if you get to some rancher land and will get pulled over by a state trooper for no reason
by Alv!!! March 12, 2019
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Or in other words known as loserville. Unless you want to be a loser avoid this town at all costs!!!!
Person 1: oh hey there I wanna meet some losers
Person 2: go to Lewisville Tx
by Brutallyhonestdefinitions March 26, 2017
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A city in which quiet is unheard of and traffic is only tolerable when school is out for the summer.
You live in San Marcos, TX? Do you Go to Texas State?

Ugh... No, no i don't.
by Kathy Byar October 22, 2008
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A "city" where there is almost literly 15 house's after the "welcome to Oak Leaf" sign. Smallest place ever. Good luck finding us on the map!
"Hey dude, I heard you were moving to Oak Leaf Tx, have fun meeting any one there."

"Oh I know right! This is going to suck ass!"
by Dave fucking Strider November 24, 2012
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