off the train

On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.

To be on the train means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.

Related: To be on the train /To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train.
- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
by a66spam February 01, 2014
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Train Parrot

Someone who leans heavily on a seated passengers shoulder whilst standing on a train.
'Hey man, are you a Train Parrot?'
'No'
'Then get the hell off my shoulder!'
by Stust January 13, 2009
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Cole Train

perhaps the best character in the gears of war series. he's the sickest, blackest solider in the cog. he is augustus cole, the cole train.
Cole Train) Regr...Regroup? Ha, that's funny, man. You're lucky to have you star player back, Delta!
by daniel dee's January 19, 2009
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gooch Train

When a guy goes in to finger a girl and he misses her vagina and gets caught in her gooch and takes the gooch train right up to her ass and accidentally starts fingering her butthole.
"I was so wasted man, I slipped and took the S.S. gooch train right to her butthole"
by Gblunter March 05, 2009
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dump train

Multiple individuals taking dumps in rapid succession in the same toilet, without flushing, in an attempt to create a mountain of poo that "crests" the water level in the toilet bowl. Although cresting is desirable, it is a non-essential part of running a dump train, especially if the only dumps that can be mustered are liquid in nature. Typically, a dump train requires 5 or more participants, although fewer may be necessary if explosive diarrhea is involved.
We spent $75 at Taco Bell last night just so we could run a dump train on our neighbor's apartment.
by dumptastic December 09, 2008
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vomit train

I nearly died on the vomit train but I ended up vomiting.
by Rose likes pie November 08, 2009
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Gang Train

When a single individual is, "made love to", by several groups of individuals, placed in "cars", all at once and in corresponding fashion. To be considered a true "gang train" each "car" must consist of two people, typically male, while each "train", is made up of at least three "cars". Similar to "running a train" or "gang banging" someone.
Dane: Yo fam! That slut Sheila said she wanted to smash, but only if we could get a gang train going.

Alex: Well, I'm down; so we have at least one car. Now we need a minimum of four other people to successively take turns having sex with her in groups of two in order for us to have a successful gang train.

Dane: Sweet! Let's hit up Ryan McNeal, he'd be down; he'll tap anything. Now to find at least three other people...
by Very Public Alcoholic 1 December 04, 2016
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