tots redonk

"totally rediculous".

1) the most amazing shit ever; so cool, you can't believe it.

2) something completely unexpected.

1) "DAAAAAAAAANNNG! That girl is TOTS REDONK!"

2) "That snow day was TOTS REDONK"

by pipsttaaaz January 19, 2007

Prosta-tots

n. pl. Young females below the age of 13 who dress in the same manner a prostitute does i.e. An over excessive ammount of make-up, high-heeled boots, short skirts, revealing tops, large earings, etc. A.K.A slut

"I betcha' those Prosta-tots would go for $50"

by Tzarcon May 28, 2003

tator-tots

a girl with virtually no boobs; lacking ta-tas.

dude1: man that girl had some tator-tots!!
dude2: i know! i almost didn't see them.

by smack-a-hoe tribe April 5, 2009

soggy tot

When a woman, after having unprotected vaginal sex, then finds a second man and talks him into giving her oral sex. Often used as a form of retribution for something the second man has done to her or a friend. If she can get it done within a few hours it is called an “extra salty soggy tot”.

Jim has been cheating on me, so I asked Mindy after fucking her boyfriend to go give him a soggy tot.

by Beaver Fan May 15, 2010

titter tots

tiny boobs

mary's ass made up for her titter tots

by xoxosarahxoxo June 6, 2009

prosta-tot

any young female or in some cases male who dresses/acts in a suggestive manner (like a prostitute)

Guy 1: "dude you see those girls over there in the short skirts?"

Guy 2:"yeah the're only like 9 years old."

Guy 1:"I know they look like little hoes."

Guy 2:"ya the're total prosta-tots."

by apc22 August 3, 2009

Timid tot

1)When a small child acts like it's shy when it's around overly excited "goo-goo-gaagaa" older women.

2)When a guy acts like the child mentioned above when around hot girls. Noticeable actions include mumbling and giggling in response to questions and hiding between his mommy's legs

Girls: so tom where are you from?

Tom: (looks down shuffles feet) gahh hehe mmmppphhlaa! (mumbles) memphis...

Guy friend: Dude don't be such an effing timid tot, it's pathetic!
Also see pussy

by Madelinesthebest November 29, 2012