Toilet sniff

The suspiciously loud sniff sound you make when someone is walking towards the toilet to signify you are in the toilet so they don't knock at the door.

Was that you toilet sniffing before?

by 0h0k July 16, 2021

Toilet Duck

When you produce a short, but loud fart while sitting on a toilet that sounds like an angry duck (in part by the toilet bowl amplifying the sound).

"I could hear Jim's toilet duck from outside of the bathroom."

by mariomixedup February 20, 2017

Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet is a series of animated videos created by the YouTuber DaFuq?Boom. The audience usually consists of 3 year olds and grown men looking to capitalise of trends popular with toddlers.

Toddler 1: *drools* skibidi dop dop dop, i am a toilet!
Toddler 2: skibidi toilet dop yes yes yes toilet

by balistah August 20, 2023

Clogged Toilet

Before anal, give your partner laxatives then use your dick as a butt plug.

Boy: Hey Alex, I heard Kranny gave Ariana a clogged toilet!!
Alex: hope he double bagged!

by Butt clogger November 3, 2018

toilet fag

A sick faggot who worships Normal, Str8 Men and wants to do whatever it takes to please or entertain a Real Man, including being His urinal, spittoon and shit-hole.

Every Str8 Man needs a good toilet fag to swallow all of His waste.

by pj-toiletfag October 1, 2006

pug in the toilet

A metaphor for something that’s getting in the way of things.

It’s hard to move forward with our plans considering the pug in the toilet.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

toilet reverb

the acoustic effect a crapper has on a fart. when one farts into said toilet it echoes inside the bowl thus increasing the volume a considerable amount. this is not unlike yelling into a cave.

i was trying to stealthily take a dump at my girlfriends house but thanks to the toilet reverb she broke up with me.

by kinitsu hayabusa November 21, 2010