Toilet Tindering

When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.

Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."

Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"

Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"

by liquorbox June 6, 2015

Tinder Bitch

The one girl out 1000 that is both hot enough and willing to be your long term fuckbuddy. Basically, the epitamy of gold on tinder. Sloppy, Dirty, Slutty gold....

Guy1- "Dude how'd it go with that chick you met on tinder?"
Guy2- "You have no idea... We did everything. She's my tinder bitch now!"
Guy1- "i'm... I'm proud of you..."

by Gucci_mang October 8, 2015

Tinderella

When a Tinder Date inexplicably turns into a fairytale romance.

"See Laura over there? She just pulled a Tinderella on Nate. They are buying an RV next week and moving to Little Canada."

by 2JupesTooMany September 23, 2016

tinderella

Your dream girl that you see on Tinder. Usually a one night stand. You both live happily ever after, because you never speak again.
Specifics refer to a video produced by College Humor call Tinderella: A Modern Fairytale.

1 : Last night I found my Tinderella.
2 : Are you going to try to meet up with her again?
1 : (Looking down at phone and swiping) Nah.

by TheShowMust_GO March 22, 2016

Tinder-bender

Finding a hookup using the Tinder app that looks attractive on there profile picture and inviting them over, only to find out that they are less than appealing (and STILL hooking up with them).

"Dude I got in such a Tinder-bender last night. I found this smoking hot chick on Tinder and invited her over. When she got there, she looked like she fell from and ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... and I STILL hit it."

by bigr3000 October 20, 2014

Tinder profile

A thing made so a bunch of virgins can post private messages on reddit for internet karma.

Redditer: can i have all of your private messages from your tinder profile.
Person: ...no.
Redditer: please i need karma.
Person: (this guy is a virgin.)

by Thicc-Cleetus-of-Alabama October 24, 2019

Tinder

Basically an app where most of the guys looking to find a relationship can’t because 90% of the women are looking for sugar daddies or money handouts. If a man doesn’t cough up money the women get mad and ignore.

Hey man should I download Tinder if I want to find an unmaterialistoic girl? Answer: NO!

by TheRealProblem718 October 30, 2019