Shart Term Memory

The ability to remember a fart capable of producing more than just gas. AKA Never trust a fart.

Dude where did you go? Man... I went drinking last night and lost my shart term memory and had to change my underwear.

by g-bone September 7, 2017

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The most amazing girl you will ever meet shes giving and shows her love twards you she can make you happy on your worst days. Hayla will be your life long soul mate dont let her go.

Oh my gosh she is a "define.php?term=hayla" would love to have her.

by Isaiah Farr November 27, 2013

long term tapping that

an expression meaning having sex with the same person for the long term...i.e. in a marriage or serious relationship.

I'm not really looking for the casual hookup anymore, I'd really like to find someone to long term tap it with.

I'd sure like to be "long term tapping that" with him/her.

by youjustgotblackberried2 May 18, 2009

fixed-term contract

a fixed-term contract is any contract of employment that will terminate:
-on the expiry of a specific term;
-on the completion of a particular task;
-on the occurrence or non-occurrence of any other specific event other than the attainment of retiring age

This post will be offered as a fixed-term contract with an end date of 30 September 2005

by dEnIz March 14, 2005

funny sex terms

Hot Mike-The act of crossing you legs indian style and being able to do a handstand at the same time while taking a shit and letting it roll down your back and balance the shit on ur neck

Instead of using the bathroom mike gave him self a hot mike to use his shit as entertainment

by C March 15, 2005

Terms of use policy

Referring to when a girl tells you what you can and cannot do to her before you have sex.

Guy1: how is the new girlfriend working out for you bro
Guy2: mehh
Guy1: whats wrong

Guy2: we had sex last night but I had to agree to a terms of use policy
Guy1: fells bad man

by Mr.Charles October 5, 2011

long-term investment

The act of seducing, but not following through, a female one sees as too young for the moment in order to obtain her at a later date as a more mature and attractive individual.

see also: "seeding"

Dude, I can't hit that shit; she's in high school. I'll just put in a long-term investment. She's one hell of an asset.

by Pa Ni C December 23, 2010