galaxy handshake

when a dude come's to greet you with a hercules like grip on your ballbag and and just loves it to much to let go....

the galaxy handshake is usually appropriate in prison showers and penn state locker rooms... it can get messy.

by grundle grabbin mike November 16, 2011

cambodian handshake

When your girl grips your penis while you thrust your hips back and forth.

Boy: Hey Sweetie, how about giving your guy an old fashioned tonight?

Girl: Sorry Babe, I've had a long day, how about a Cambodian Handshake before bed!

by TumTum816 April 10, 2016

Hobo Handshake

The act of handing a homeless person money and having your hand unintentionally touch the homeless person's hand.

"I need to go home and take a shower after giving that guy a hobo handshake"

by Partyjamo November 1, 2011

Nigerian Handshake

When two people are simultaneously fisting each other.

"I hurt my wrist giving my boyfriend a Nigerian Handshake the other day."

by Murphy A. January 20, 2017

Angus handshake

For a man to perform an Angus handshake, he must begin by being on the bottom, in the 69 position with a woman. Just before ejaculation, the man tucks the woman's hair under his ass, preventing the woman from being able to remove her mouth from the man's penis. At the moment of ejaculation, the man squeezes out a good fart, and thrusts two fingers into the woman's ass. The glorious resulting gasp from having two fingers unexpectedly jammed in her ass causes a unique gagging on both semen and the vicious fart that accompanies it. The effect is compounded by the fact that she cannot remove her face from the area.

I wanted her to experience everything about me, so I gave her an Angus handshake

by Sven Weaks June 22, 2020

Whiteoaks Handshake

Sexual touching while in a park setting. Usually involves the male giving it to the female.

Me and my girl were really into each other. We spent the day at the mall and then went to the park. It was then she received the whiteoaks handshake.

by pussyalligator August 15, 2018

Sweaty Handshake

When a girl gives you a handjob for the first time and she is nervous, so her hand is sweaty.

Becky gave me the grossest sweaty handshake last night.

by Carpanthers October 24, 2016