The Pothole 500

The 2010 version of The Daytona 500 that was delayed for over two hours because of a pavemet failure on the track that occured mid-race. The race was eventually resumed after everybody lost interest from watching a road repair crew work on patching a hole on the sport's biggest day.

Dave: Hey, how'd you like The Daytona 500?

Bill: Oh, you mean The Pothole 500? I went home after the second red flag came out!

by notbait February 15, 2010

The Potential

the best YouTube duo on the internet!

I can't wait to get home so I can see what tease The Potential is giving today! Their YouTube channel is hilarious!

by Cali Gurl 675 September 13, 2019

stabbing the potato

Hitting the prostate gland during homosexual anal sex.

Stabbing the potato:
Person1: So, how did things go last night after we left?
Person2: It was awesome, he stabbed my potato for at least an hour.

by Mr. Tyler Durden March 11, 2009

meh the potato

meh the potato is a

short person in youtube

1. meh the potato is 4 foot lmao
2. she is doe

by ZiadTheDReAMMMMM October 5, 2020

coco the potato

Coco the potato is a famous puppy that is 7 months old right now. he is a potato. yeah that's all

Coco the potato is a dog

by the human named me September 26, 2021

The Potter

Sex move wherein you cum on your partner's forehead in a zigzag, and then say "Yer a wizard Harry!"

Dude, I heard Steve gave Tracy "The Potter" last night... She wasn't very impressed.

by Afgepistewitou May 20, 2016

Zombies of the Potomac

An overly conservative approach taken by the undead in Zombie Fantasy Football that conjures up thoughts of the pre-Grant Union Army.

I can't believe they only attacked three teams this week. It's like we're fighting the Zombies of the Potomac.

by Pedro Estrian November 1, 2009