2 olives short of a martini

A situation where a man's testicles are gone. Said by Uncle Phil to Will in Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Season 3, Episode 12.

He got shot down there, so now he's 2 olives short of a martini if you know what I mean.

by TheIndianSavage November 16, 2021

Shot at Love With Andrew Martini

Future show planned for when Tila gets too old for her show.

Person A: Did you watch Shot at Love With Andrew Martini last night?
Person B: No, who got kicked off?
Person A: He kicked off that fat guy Austin, and that weird girl Allison!
Person B: Thank god! That Austin kid was freaking weird!

by AndrewMartini June 24, 2008

Martini

Martini’s are men (typicallly gay or bi) that have cocks larger than the average population. (11 inches or above).

I had a session with martini and he ripped me apart!

by Tinarr July 18, 2022

Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.

Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now

by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022

Martini Baby

A child born with fetal alcohol syndrome who was also shaken as an infant by their presumably alcoholic parent(s).

“Yeah, you see that kid over there? Martini baby. Mom was chugging and dad was sluggin’.”

by GoneWithTheChin April 26, 2023

martini cucking

When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.

"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"

"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."

by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022

French Martini

A sexual act in which the tongue is inserted into a partner's ear. Usually the result of overenthusiastic foreplay and/or alcohol.

Sarah gave me a French Martini last night, that's why she's sleeping on the couch.

by ipopiad September 2, 2016