Marathon

A big race where people run too long

My cat ran a marathon against my other animals. AKA exotic pets.

by Cat LVR April 27, 2025

Glaswegian Marathon

When you're so charged after a sesh you opt out of a cab and just run home full speed.

"How did you get home last night?" "Had a Glaswegian Marathon run on the way home and didn't have money for an uber anyways."
"How yoos get home last night, was alright?" "Had a Glasgae Marathon runner on the way home and dinae have money for an uber anyways."

by osuiqueue May 11, 2019

Marathon

A f--k--g type of thing where people race each other.

My cat ran a f--k--g marathon.

by Cat LVR April 27, 2025

Grape marathon

This is a drink made with grape vodka and red bull.

Can I have a grape marathon?

by Hawthorne place May 25, 2013

The Marathon

Hitting a blunt, pipe, and a bong all in one breath.

"You see Alden hitting all three of those?!" "Yeah, he's fucking up The Marathon"

by bigbaby420 October 8, 2013

Running the marathon

To successfully lay with a person from each age bracket

He banged a 51 year old and a 46 year old. I think he’s running the marathon

by Walnutted January 18, 2023

Marathon

As in a herd of cattle, a pride of lions, or a murder of crows, a "marathon" is the collective for meetings, as in "a marathon of meetings".

Between putting this definition into Urban Dictionary and my marathon of meetings, don't expect me to get any actual work done today.

by dlairman August 22, 2023