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life marathon

The act of staying awake for an unusually long stretch of time. It generally becomes a life marathon after you've been awake for a full 24 hours.
Sorry if I'm a little spacey, I'm in hour 30 of a life marathon right now.

I have work, 2 papers due, and a wedding to go to. I'm going to have to pull a life marathon.
by sangreazul December 21, 2010
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Marathon ghosting

Marathon Ghosting (noun)
The act of repeatedly disappearing from someone’s life for long stretches of time, only to reappear sporadically when lonely, bored, or in need—often dragging out the relationship dynamic for months or years without genuine commitment. Unlike one-time ghosting, marathon ghosting is a cycle of using and abandoning, leaving the other person emotionally strung along.
She only needs me when she's at rock bottom and there's nobody else, classic marathon ghosting!
by Krackinrocks August 22, 2025
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marathon rizz

when you have rizz, but it takes a while to show.
boy1: bro, why didn't ask her out?
boy2: i got that marathon rizz, it'll happen just you wait
by that boy so suave April 8, 2023
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Marathon In Kabul

This is an intense exercise where you have to run a full lap around Kabul Airport in Afghanistan without getting shot by the Taliban.
I was the first man to Marathon In Kabul.
by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021
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marathon

an event where you need to wake up at freezing o'clock in the morning just to run for miles, skipping your daily habit of eating cupcakes and your favorite TV series.

see also: masochism
Join the marathon, they said. It will be fun, they said.
by Steve Yotes Jr December 12, 2016
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Cocktail marathon

It is when you go to a bar and order one cocktail and leave after finishing it to move to next bar and repeat the same till you puke off the window off your cab.
We were on a another cocktail marathon last night and we run 12 bars before passing out next to a dumpster...
by Yomamacooksitbetter August 30, 2022
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marathon dating

a date that lasts longer than normal, maybe 2 or 3 days... Usually involving a lot of long lasting tantra sex.
Yo John, what time did you drop off Jane after your date?

"Nah, man. I didn't drop her off. She stayed for 3 days we were marathon dating!"
by southbronxems August 6, 2007
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