An alcoholic beverage consisting of Mountain Dew Amp energy drink and whiskey. After consuming several of these, one gains a honey badger level of not giving a shit and an overall feeling of invincibility. Morning after side effects include but are not limited to: total memory loss, feeling as if a King Cobra had bitten your entire body over and over again, and stomach issues from consuming gross amounts of unknown foods that you would normally not eat. Orgin of the term comes from "bros" that consume the beverage and compared it to actually drinking the blood of a honey badger to gain the feeling of everyday honey badger life.
Bro 1: "Bro, what the hell happened last night?"
Bro 2: "What happened? You drank to much badger blood and decided to make out with Rick's girlfriend, buy shots for 15 random broads, fight a hawk in a farm field and then proceeded to consume 4 beefy crunch burritos while screaming at a wall."
Bro 2: "What happened? You drank to much badger blood and decided to make out with Rick's girlfriend, buy shots for 15 random broads, fight a hawk in a farm field and then proceeded to consume 4 beefy crunch burritos while screaming at a wall."
by Ethon July 17, 2013
Get the Badger Bloodmug. roudy badger is a badger on a mission to mess your shit up with its millitant attitude .these badgers are not to be messed with they usally only attack forest dwellers/campers but have been known to attack randoms!There only kown habbitat is freshwater !WARNIG these badgers can open zips.
by cobiow August 23, 2009
Get the Roudy badgermug. 
Get the Billy Badgeredmug. by REICHSTEIG January 12, 2018
Get the sketchy badgermug. Similar to the likes of regular badger, but sideaways. It is an irregular badger indeed and can be used as an insult towards hooligans; raggamuffins and vaggabonds causing or creating mischief... Or any situation really.
That made no sense, you sideways Badger.
Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.
Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.
Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.
Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.
by MarzipanFire January 23, 2017
Get the Sideways Badgermug. 1. When you randomly slap a persons keyboard. The more damage you cause the better. Bonus points if you manage to: Turn of the computer, Restart the computer, Change the language, or anything else that can be a nuisance.
2. When someone lets their hand marinade in their own genital sweat (and possibly fluids) Then proceeds to slap a person with the hand and rub it across said persons face.
2. When someone lets their hand marinade in their own genital sweat (and possibly fluids) Then proceeds to slap a person with the hand and rub it across said persons face.
1. "oh dude I just badger tapped that guys laptop"
"What happened?"
"I restarted his computer and changed it to chinese"
"lulz"
2. "Dude I just badger tapped Jason"
"Oh dude, don't get close to him for the rest of the day"
"What happened?"
"I restarted his computer and changed it to chinese"
"lulz"
2. "Dude I just badger tapped Jason"
"Oh dude, don't get close to him for the rest of the day"
by JamesEvan October 25, 2011
Get the Badger tapmug. Guy 1: Im sorry man but i once strangled a badger over your Girlfriends Facebook....
Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!
Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.
Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!
Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.
by Captain1x January 19, 2011
Get the Strangle a badgermug.