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Teacher

Someone who decides to work for 7 hours, getting shit ass pay for something they do for 7 to 10 years of their life. They always torture students with their strict standards, tons of classwork, and if they decide that they want to crave torturing students EVEN FUCKIN' MORE!!!, they decide to give you homework, which usually will take hours, to prepare you for a final exam that you never did care about. See homework, HW, asshole
Middle schooler1 to middle schooler 2:
Man, my teacher doesn't give two Sh*ts about our lives. She piles on the HW and never lets us do anything in class when I hate the lesson.
by ayo J. May 18, 2017
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Teacher

Either the coolest person ever or the worst piece of shit you will ever meet, never in between.
1) I love my new history teacher he is so cool!
2) I fucking hate my math teacher she is such a bitch.
by Edgar_Deutschland January 1, 2015
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Teacher

The nagging, annoying person who gives you homework and teaches you useless stuff that won’t help you later in life.
Teacher: homework homework HOMEWORK!!!

Guy 1: can that teacher just SHUT UP already?

Guy 2: nope.
by MagicalKitten05 June 6, 2018
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Teacher

by 1273downrockafellastreet January 26, 2019
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The person who helps you you solve problems that you'd never have without them.
The teacher gave me a paper with algebra questions today. WHEN WILL I USE ALGEBRA?!
by Unknown Name Definer September 23, 2019
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Teacher

A master bully that has not only slipped through the cracks of their school administration, but has convinced a school to pay them for their services
Amy: Ella beat Sam to a bloody pulp and stole her lunch yesterday.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.
by blunderpants August 1, 2019
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Teacher

Someone who says “I’m here because I care” and yet they yell at you all the fucking time. And then it makes you want to blow up the school and t-bag the ruble
This teacher’s Fucking retarded
by Wackocoolnes October 25, 2019
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