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Big Ten Syndrome

The syndrome in which a respectable girl enrolls at a Big Ten university and subsequently becomes an absolute skeezer. This can include single girls, but is typically found in females who enter school with a boyfriend and promptly cheat on and lie to their boyfriends as a result of the Big 10 influence. Once the syndrome occurs it can never be reversed, and the girls become loose for life.
Chris:"Hey Mike, did you hear about Jim's girlfriend at Indiana University?"

Mike: "Yea, I heard that she hooked up with his friend the first week she got to school."

Chris: "Big Ten Syndrome strikes again!"
by Hate Me Some Big Ten June 27, 2009
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Cargo Syndrome

A syndrome suffered by those who need to search through an excessive amount of pockets everytime they need to find their personal belongings.
Pete: 'Hey man, can you spot me $2?'

Simon: 'In a second man... im suffering from a nasty episode of cargo syndrome'
by Petey__Boy July 2, 2009
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Orto Syndrome

The act of being a struggle at everyday life and being made fun of for it. this includes being the worse of two gollies in hockey, being the worse of two centers for football, and having a worse batting percentage than a blind kid.
Frank: OMG our gollie is so bad tonight
Joe: Yah i think that he may have Orto Syndrome.
by Ian Poulter November 11, 2010
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Cope Syndrome

The uncontrollable urge and action to kiss multiple members of the opposite sex in a short time period.
Yo, that girl Sarah over there has Cope Syndrome.
by Seero July 18, 2013
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Last Word Syndrome

A compelling need to be the last person to speak during an argument or conversation; finishing an argument with a response of immaturity typically consisting of either repeating the last thing you said over and over until the other person stops talking, making whiny/baby noises, or childish name-calling.
Person 1: You're such a tool.

Person 2: I'm not a tool. I work because I have goals for myself and I don't mind working hard to achieve them.

Person 1: You're a tool.

Person 2: You just said that.

Person 1: You're a tool.

Person 2: Think you've got some last word syndrome, buddy, later.

Person 1: *Shouting after you* Whaa, why don't you cry about it?
by rhastings88 November 10, 2013
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Side-Character Syndrome

A stereotype of movies. If a character is not specifically important to the (movie, game, etc.)'s plot, or simply isn't "good enough", that character is doomed to die by the end of the story.
I'm surprised that Daniel didn't die by the end of that movie. He had a severe case of Side-Character Syndrome, after all.
by KMPeterson November 12, 2017
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Tally Hell Syndrome

An illness developed by listening to too much Tally Hall and you begin to see the band in everyday life.
Example of developing Tally Hell syndrome: seeing red, yellow, blue, green and grey binder separators in one space. Reminding you of the band.

Example of mild Tally Hell syndrome: seeing black and white triangles that remind you of the album "good and evil"

Example of medium Tally Hell syndrome: seeing a sign on a school that says "NO WALL BALL" but you read it as "NO WHITE BALL" white ball is a song in the album "hawaii part II"

Example of extreme Tally Hell syndrome: YOU CANT EVEN LOOK AT A BANANA OR SEE BLACK OR WHITE WITHOUT THINKING OF IT YOU'VE GONE COMPLETELY MAD.
by Deadlypants905 September 7, 2021
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