Swifty

When a female jacks you off with fast movement and she makes you ejaculate in a short amount of time.

My wife told me the kids were due home from school soon we didn’t have time to have sex. I felt really horny so I asked her to give a Swifty

by L892 March 8, 2025

Suwannee Swifty

When you rooster fuck your wife on your anniversary and then go fishing in Suwannee

Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!

by FDBCUH June 21, 2022

swiftie

a fucking clown

guy: yo man i heard your crush is a swiftie
another guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by fuckswiftieslmao December 17, 2023

Taylor Swifty

The point at which you are just drunk enough that Taylor Swift songs become tolerable.

"Hey Lynnsey, let's get Taylor Swifty tonight! I'll wear a t shirt. You wear a short skirt."

by Strokemyemo September 7, 2017

swiftie

a swiftie is a person who is fan of taylor swift

hey look is a swiftie!! they must need therapy

by my lover June 29, 2021

Swiftie Bowl

Super Bowl LVIII

Are you going to be watching the Swiftie Bowl on February 11th? Nah, I just look at the commercials most years.

by Swiftfootedfan January 29, 2024

Swiftied

Scouse - To steal something unnoticed

I swiftied his Jelly Babies

by ScouseLingo June 5, 2025