swedish three

2 men 1 woman group sex. Opposite of Russian Three

Me and my friend had a swedish three in a czech brothel.

by ZZLT January 5, 2011

Swedish Fiddler

Teabaging the Large Hadron Collider.
It's like getting your ticklebag jostled while jerking off to naked pictures of god.

The occasional Swedish Fiddler is the only reason i agreed to work on this underground doomsday machine.

by kidmash September 29, 2010

swedish bedford

a derogatory name for scania trucks, scania being swedish and bedford being an unpleasant english truck from yesteryear.

the gearbox on this swedish bedford is playing up again

by gussy finknottle July 20, 2011

swedish pinwheel

when a guy is hanging upside down from a ceiling fan and a girl is blowing him.

"DOOD, I met this crazy kinky girl who gave me a swedish pinwheel man! All the blood from my head went straight to my cock, greatest hard-on ever"

by frannyglass January 26, 2010

swedish rooster tail

when a woman motorboats a mans buttocks

man, did you see that??? that chick just gave that dude a swedish rooster tail in the middle of the streets!!!

by mr spice February 23, 2011

Swedish Jesus

Technically, Opeth's lead vocalist, guitarist and songwriter, Mikael Åkerfeldt.

"After listening to Orchid, I feel blessed by Swedish Jesus."

by Ms.MT December 26, 2011

swedishnonbinarykris

Swedishnonbinarykris is a Swedish nonbinary person with the name kris. And Is *cutley sharts* Sorry what was i saying anyways WE WORSHIP SWEDISHNONBINARYKRUS

Cumintha: I dont like Like SNBK

Swedishnonbinarykrischair: IM GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SLAUGHTER YOUR HOLE ENIRE FAMILY INFRONT OF YOU THEN IM GONNA MAKE YOU EAT THEM THEN I WILL MAKE YOU PUKE IT OUT AND THEN I WILL MAKE YOU EAT IT AGAIN THE e.t.c

by Cumintha April 27, 2022