Nipple Sweaters

An endearing term for the bushy circle of hair that grows around the nipples of men and some unlucky women.

I was so into licking her titties until I noticed her nipple sweaters. I think I got a hair in my teeth.

by Patsallthat March 26, 2016

Sweater skill

A sweater skill is a common skill you'd rather have and not need, than need and not have.

P1: Why should I learn how to change a car tire?
P2: It's a sweater skill.

by the abusement park May 03, 2022

home sweater

A sweater meant only for home wear. This may be due to it being really old or tattered, but the comfort and/or good memories prevent you from throwing it out/donating it. It is probably one of your favourite sweaters.

Sarah: Come out and help me bring in the groceries!

Ben: I can't, I'm wearing my uber-comfy, uber-ugly home sweater!

Sarah: Well change and get out here!

by Birks and Socks November 03, 2010

beach sweater

Full coverage high-density chest and back hair displayed in beach settings and at company pool parties.

Bruh! Look at the wind blowing through that guy's beach sweater.

by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020

sweater tits

Very hairy breasts.

I can't go out tonight, I gotta get my sweater tits waxed...they're getting out of control.

by Sweatertitz December 26, 2016

Shameful Sweater

When you are stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper and must resort to using a sweater. Shameful.

A) My uncle had no toilet paper....I had to use a sweater to wipe my ass. I wonder what became of that shameful sweater.

by Bobs Sweater Factory November 27, 2011

Sweater Sapphic

A sweater sapphic is a wlw girl (or enby) that enjoys comfy clothing, cold weather, and the seasons' winter and fall.

person 1: Hi! My name is eve, i'm just a bi girl who loves comfy clothing and fall!!
person 2: oh so you're a sweater sapphic?

by viviannx August 28, 2020