home sweater

A sweater meant only for home wear. This may be due to it being really old or tattered, but the comfort and/or good memories prevent you from throwing it out/donating it. It is probably one of your favourite sweaters.

Sarah: Come out and help me bring in the groceries!

Ben: I can't, I'm wearing my uber-comfy, uber-ugly home sweater!

Sarah: Well change and get out here!

by Birks and Socks November 3, 2010

sweater snake

An uncircumcised penis

Judy: Wow, the way the foreskin wraps around the penis looks kind of like a snake wearing a sweater!
Paul: One could even call it a sweater snake...

by Clitty Clout February 21, 2014

Sweater Sapphic

A sweater sapphic is a wlw girl (or enby) that enjoys comfy clothing, cold weather, and the seasons' winter and fall.

person 1: Hi! My name is eve, i'm just a bi girl who loves comfy clothing and fall!!
person 2: oh so you're a sweater sapphic?

by viviannx August 28, 2020

Sweater skill

A sweater skill is a common skill you'd rather have and not need, than need and not have.

P1: Why should I learn how to change a car tire?
P2: It's a sweater skill.

by the abusement park May 2, 2022

Sweater Back

A person especially a man with a hairy back.

Friend : Dang, look @ Chet with out a shirt on he's got a gross hairy back.
You: Yeah, he's a fucking Sweater Back.

by Phil Dees September 30, 2019

swimsuit sweater

At the beach, when a guy is shirtless and his back and chest are covered with so much hair it looks like he's wearing a sweater!!

Nice swimsuit sweater!

by Lacielovestrex April 26, 2014

Sweater Noodles

The string used to cinch the hood of a hoodie.

Brah. Stop chewing on your sweater noodles.

by teachonmars January 21, 2019