Sweater Noodles

The string used to cinch the hood of a hoodie.

Brah. Stop chewing on your sweater noodles.

by teachonmars January 21, 2019

Sweater Back

A person especially a man with a hairy back.

Friend : Dang, look @ Chet with out a shirt on he's got a gross hairy back.
You: Yeah, he's a fucking Sweater Back.

by Phil Dees September 30, 2019

home sweater

A sweater meant only for home wear. This may be due to it being really old or tattered, but the comfort and/or good memories prevent you from throwing it out/donating it. It is probably one of your favourite sweaters.

Sarah: Come out and help me bring in the groceries!

Ben: I can't, I'm wearing my uber-comfy, uber-ugly home sweater!

Sarah: Well change and get out here!

by Birks and Socks November 3, 2010

Sweater Sapphic

A sweater sapphic is a wlw girl (or enby) that enjoys comfy clothing, cold weather, and the seasons' winter and fall.

person 1: Hi! My name is eve, i'm just a bi girl who loves comfy clothing and fall!!
person 2: oh so you're a sweater sapphic?

by viviannx August 28, 2020

Sweater skill

A sweater skill is a common skill you'd rather have and not need, than need and not have.

P1: Why should I learn how to change a car tire?
P2: It's a sweater skill.

by the abusement park May 2, 2022

sweater snake

An uncircumcised penis

Judy: Wow, the way the foreskin wraps around the penis looks kind of like a snake wearing a sweater!
Paul: One could even call it a sweater snake...

by Clitty Clout February 21, 2014

Sweater Dog

Noun
An unflushed turd that has rested calmly in a toilet bowl long enough to have developed a "halo" of discolored water.

Verb
The act of leaving such a turd, either intentionally or accidentally.

When Sally entered the stall, she gagged at sight of a sweater dog in the bowl.

The waitress finally figured out which customer was responsible for sweater dogging the men's room every Saturday morning.

Celeste hates being sweater dogged!

by Bertha FD April 28, 2015