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Susie Dent 

Susie Dent is a lissome lexicographer that sits in 'Dictionary Corner' on Countdown. She is what makes the entire show. Without Susie Dent, Countdown would be a worthless piece of sh*t.

Her super fast dictionary skills could defeat Carol Fannyman in an instant. Carol just has those stupid, flimsy pieces of cardboard, but Susie has the FULL NEW Oxford English dictionary (which she wrote herself, single-handedly).
SHOUT Contestant#1: LOVELIEST
SHOUT Susie Dent: Sorry, the superlative is not in here. Bad luck. :(
Susie Dent by Susie D September 17, 2008
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Susie is one of the most kindest friends you’d ever meet, she is always funny and makes my negatives fly away. Whenever you need to cry on someone’s shoulder, susie will be there. Susie will make you happy, and she will comfort you. Susie will calm you down, relax you, make you laugh, and you’ll be fine. After you’ve had a bad day, go to susie, she’s your helper in hand. Having someone like susie is a dream come true. Susie is a great friend x
Susie is your cleaner to your sad thoughts, she blows them away, and replaces them with happiness.
Susie by ABDictionaryy October 27, 2019

Susie Rotten Crotch 

1. The general name for any exgirlfriend that you caught cheating.
2. The general name for any slutty girl you meet in a bar or club.
1. The last time I saw Susie rotten crotch was at my high school reunion.
2. The more beers I order, the better Susie rotten crotch over there looks!

Well grease me up and call me Souzie 

An exclamation of surprise. Such as being told you've got straight A's, or you're getting a record deal unnexpectingly. Also can be used for lust.
Him: thats not a woman, thats my kid brother!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie

girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!
unique, quite, outgoing, shy a person who loves to laugh (even though they tell bad jokes) a person that loves to listen and is kind to all.
a 5 foot 6 inch lady who can make harry and rober laugh
susie-Q by harry January 18, 2005
Gently and innocently making an old or disabled person fall and hurt themselves and then offering help in return for compensation. The term was established by a foreign citizen who recognized the untapped potential in benefiting from the suffering of the older and obese community in the United States. Since then the practice has been adopted by many countries around the world and is now also known as Guied
“Yo lets Suzie this old guy
“Yo! you just got Suzied”
Suzied by Prince PassOver April 17, 2022

Shameless Susie 

The girl who by the end of the night, needs to have something in her mouth. She is the classiest of slooters and she loves getting fratty anytime of the day or night.
"Laurie, you're such a Shameless Susie!"
"You say that like it's a bad thing....."