stridey

Dweeb from Bristol, who’s bedtime is 22:00 and has 27 Facebook friends. Catchphrase: “ey fucc u mang”.

Will make you message his mum on Facebook for a birthday card, never delivers the actual birthday card.

Person 1: “ey fucc u mang”
Person 2: “Confirmed, you’re totes a Stridey.”

by JoshRoblox22 July 4, 2018

Straddle jack

Two men riding on a single motorcycle

“Hey Jeff, I really need a ride!”

“You can ride with me but I only have my motorcycle so we’ll have to straddle jack”
“Perfect! I love good straddle jack.”

by Ilovevds May 27, 2021

Stradickery

The act of being a dick, strategically

"Rather than being a pushover, he implemented a level of stradickery while negotiating that contract."

"He said no but made them feel good about it. What a complete master of stradickery."

by The Fun Zone November 4, 2021

waffle strudel

When you pull out from fucking a bitch and nut all over her mid-section/face. Looks just like the pastry; right after it pops out of the toaster and you drizzle the frosting all over it.

"Daddy knows how to pull out and waffle strudel them motherfuckers" - Gissanator

by Luke's Bachelor Party '16 May 2, 2016

Panty Strudel

That thin flaky crust in the panty gusset comprised of vaginal discharge.

I need a bath I got panty strudel.

The aromas of her panty strudel was intoxicating.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Martha straddling

prettiest and kindest noob out there

damn did you see that cute girl?
yeah thats martha straddling she’s epic

by m4ga ch4d October 6, 2021

striderki

Defined by, or characterized by excessive use of javelins.

Guy1: Dude, did you see the Olympics last night?
Guy2: Yeah, seriously, that was some striderki shit.

by Tehpwn July 18, 2004