Scrot Burgular

1. The male opposite of a womens Camel toe. When a Mans Trousers are above the waist line thus strangling there testicles and is obvious to other people. Derived from the word scrotum burglar and is largely used in the Jamaican community in London.

Alfie: Hey man you have a Scrot burgular man!!

Alex: Oh hey i do man its because these leather spandexs are way too small for me!!!

by loseronstrike September 6, 2010

Scrotash

The long mangy hair that dangles down from a man's balls.

Scrotum + Mustache = Scrotash

My girlfriend braided my scrotash.

by Scrotash July 19, 2011

Scrote Roll

An effort to be inconspicuous when scratching one's scrotum. A scrote roll is a very fast, very effective way to stop an itching sensation by grasping the itchy area with the thumb and forefinger, and sliding them in opposite directions, thus creating a rolling effect.

Hey Roger, 3 scrote rolls in one hour? You totally have crotch crickets.

by psuedonympho February 15, 2013

Scrot Jockey

A derogatory term for a male who frequently handles other men's scrotums.

Sebastian is cool. Taylor, however, is a scrot jockey.

by DinosaurusDorian February 15, 2014

scrot-gargler

also scroat-gargler

Noun.

A person who is so utterly pathetic that they just occupy space but have no purpose in life. Although one would infer from the name that their job would be to gargle my balls, the truth is, they would not even be good at that.

That self centered douchebag troll is such a scrot-gargler. What a waste of space. I wish he would fucking die.

by superman75 May 15, 2014

Scrotalidarity

The mutual pain all men feel in their scrotum upon seeing another man take a blow to the nuts, be it in person or on video.

Jeff: "Damn! Did you just see Brienne nail The Hound in the balls? That made mine hurt."

Roger: "Mine too man. That's scrotalidarity."

by The33rdGhola June 21, 2014

scrot float

To dip one's scrotum into another person's beverage.

I'm totally gonna scrot float that douche bag's beer.

by Trashley77 June 24, 2014