The Screaming shits

To have diarrhoea or loose stools

I had oysters for the first time ever, I soon regretted it when I woke up with the screaming shits the morning after.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018

The droppings are steaming

The 'droppings are steaming' or indeed any general description of the droppings temperature/circumstances as an analogy to any situation. It is an informal phrase very rarely used in writing, due to its reactionary nature. The idiom originates from a passage in Lord of the Flies where a character, Jack, is hunting a pig and notes with some satisfaction that the droppings he has just encountered are steaming. He is pleased by this, as it means a pig must have been there recently.

"My dudes, come quick, the droppings are steaming."

"Not going to lie, you seriously froze the droppings there."

"The droppings are in a super heated suspension of plasma my guys! This is good."

"You know the droppings just plummeted."

"Compatriots, listen close for I have ascertained with great happiness that the droppings have an effervescence of vapour ,which I can only assume is the gaseous dihydrogen monoxide, which is a cause for great celebration."

by GreySevenFourPrime November 22, 2019

screamin otter

licking the tip of your finger, then sticking it into an unsuspecting friends nose.

omg travis just gave me a screamin otter the other day and all i could smell all day was his spit

by the poo poo face monsters February 22, 2010

Stealing All The Sweet And Sour

To excel. To succeed beyond the norm.

"Another home run for Miguel Cabrera? That guy is stealing all the sweet and sour."

by platypusman1968 September 4, 2013

steaming hound

Similar in nature to "titty fucking," but using butt cheeks instead of breasts. So named because "Steaming Hound" could be synonymous with "Hot Dog." The "weiner" being placed between the "buns" thus leads to the name "steaming hound."

1.) "Hey, last night I met this chick with a huge ass. She wouldn't let me do anal, but she asked for the ol' Steaming Hound."

2.) "My girlfriend doesn't have any breasts for titty-fucking, so we have to go around the corner for the Steaming Hound."

by Mudhole May 19, 2007

screaming pellican

while engaging in anal sex on a beach the male sneakingly covers his penis in sand (helps if a little wet). Then without notice shoves the penis into his partners anus.

ahhh the screaming pellican!!!

by nick like woah September 5, 2007

Man-spreading

What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.

I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.

by Trashist January 12, 2017