starbucks

you just gotta down it. no messin around

'aw you gotta do a starbucks common'

starbucks by sexy beast bry May 30, 2017

Starbucks

The cafe that every white, american girl gives their life to

Omg how can did you see that girl with that White frappuccino she is so starbucks

Starbucks by WonderHealer August 7, 2017

Starbucks

The only "restaurant" that is good for a white girl, specifically Kim Kardashian. They decide to celebrate fall with a Pumpkin Spice Latte and uggs.

White girl-"OMG STARBUCKS IS TOTALLY BAE"
Other white girl-"YAAAASSSSS WITH UGGS AND LULULEMON"

Starbucks by Jake Matigian November 11, 2017

Starbucks

The white peoples place to go when they really want that bullshit coffe

I really want a starbucks right now because i`m a white girl from norway

Starbucks by 123588 November 20, 2017

Starbucks

1. The official currency of aliens.

2. A mind-controlling facility used by the government in order to weaken people's minds. The main reason why the world is getting dumber.

1. Alien 1: How many starbucks is this?
Alien 2: 29,284
Alien 1 pays

2. Let's go get some Starbucks!
I refuse to be controlled by the mind-control serum called Starbucks coffee.

Starbucks by TBTPlanet December 18, 2017

Starbucks

A coffee shop where dumb white girls go and to just brag about having it

"have you seen Samantha?"

"No. I think she's at Starbucks with Chelsey and Emily"

Starbucks by Sarene. April 23, 2018

Starbucks

Starbucks is coffee for people who love to drink feces. Time to get your daily biotines.

Day #1
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.

Day #2
The miralax is finally working .

Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.

Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench

Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!

Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...

Starbucks by AstroMonkey_112 January 9, 2018