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Man splooge

1.An innuendo for cum.

2.Used to describe when you finally get your man to cum, but it goes off everywhere
"MMMMMM, girl, your man just gave you some of that man splooge!"
by Samoto February 23, 2017
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Splooge Special

When you're about to give a girl a back massage, instead of putting oil on her back, you cum on her back intsead!
I was about to get down with this chick when I gave her the Splooge Special!!
by melvinjunko June 29, 2009
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splooge maintenance

what a female does in the bathroom immediately after having sex.
honey, do you need a towel? no, i have to go do some splooge maintenance.
by chuffykins July 9, 2010
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dr splooge

n. a person who is a professional or expert in the art of 'splooging'
What's up dr splooge, how was your date last night?
by The SplieveBDS January 2, 2014
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Tit splooge

When excess fat and skin from your boobs hangs over the top of your bra.
Nancy's Tit splooge makes me want to gag.
by Megzors May 4, 2006
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splooge tube

The sock sitting in your room for the sole purpose of jerking off in.
It's been 3 weeks since I washed my splooge tube.
My mom found my splooge tube last night next to my porno magazine.
by Jake and Justin December 27, 2007
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The Splooge Mcduck

It is a sexual act performed on a women from a male,where as the male ejaculates onto the female's face and then proceeds to pelt the female with loose change. It mostly consist of throwing pennies.
I was having sex with this really mean, bitchy girl and since I didn't like her I decided to give her the Splooge Mcduck and proceeded to exit the bedroom shortly afterwards.
by Mr.Mcgibbles September 10, 2012
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