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Spider-Man Delusions

Thinking oneself is the character Spider-Man. Many fans of the character may experience this.
“My friend is so obsessed with spider-man that i think he might have Spider-Man Delusions!”
by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023
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Spider-Man

A superhero character created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. He is portrayed by Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield and most recently Tom Holland. Bitten by a radioactive spider, high school student Peter Parker becomes Spider-Man. He was originally a wrestler, but he missed his Uncle Ben so he became a superhero.
1. Spider-Man is a cool hero.
2. Wow James, the new Spider-Man movie is great!
by Yoghurt With Sprinkles April 28, 2020
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Spider-Man

The act of turning over on your back during the process of hardcore intercourse just as your about to cum inside of your partner so that you shoot cum strait up into the air so that it hits the ceiling and appears to be a spider web.
Guy 1: I Spider-Manned all over Olivia’s ceiling last night.
Guy 2: damn I wish I had big enough balls to do that
by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019
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Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
by Pteropus December 14, 2023
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WeLit Spider-Man

An masked African-American rapper that always wears a Spider-Man mask to hide is face from the world and people he does not trust.

He is best known from rapper AK Slaughta and others.

Sometimes wear the mask to hold all his so called souls named Leo, Marten, Amar, Clyde, Ala and Phantom. Has 7 shadows named Holy, Lefty,Righty,Fear,Soul,X and Creep.
It’s WeLit Spider-Man, not WellLit..?

These nicca’s be stop wait what the fucc is you doing into the south I guess I got to bring my motherfuccing chopper and shoot you in your motherfuccing mouth.
by ChynaDark120 February 28, 2022
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Spider Man

When you blow a nut in your hand and then whipping your hand out a window on some ones car.

(best to do at the top of an apartment building)
I was having sex and didn't want to blow a nut in her so I Spider man it.
by Bubba C. October 14, 2025
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Spider-Man

Spider-Man is a fictional Marvel superhero created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko.

His powers include spider-strength, spider-agility, spider-sense that only works half the time, and the ability to use his super-sticky fingers through his suit.

His villains include a green nutjob on drugs, a mad scientist with prosthetic arms calling himself an "octopus", a black, sticky goo, a revenge-seeking Hollywood stuntman, a sandcastle, a bird, a sexualized cat, a hunter, another nutjob on drugs (except he's gray this time), water, a rabbit, electricity, a lizard, along with other guys.
Spider-Man Bonuses:

Status: Lawful Good
Powers: Fair Power
Love: A-List
by Geek64 February 4, 2021
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