adj. used to describe crappy writing for people who are too bored to type out the whole sentence. can be seen as the degression of talk. for we have gone from saying highschool to school to skewl to skwl and now we are at "shit" Can be seen the generations hyroglyphics but is rather seen as the stupid writing that takes 10 minuets do decode if you have not studied it. Generally used by people who want to type faster then their friend but end up typing a usless form of skrawl.
typical usage words: lol, rofl, lmao, gtg, ttyl, brb, afk, omg, omfg, wtf, dn, skl and such...
typical AOL speak: lmao, ha funi shit, u be sey rofl cnt fukn get over dat... omfg wtf my fukn tech wnt nw? she a bitch! wll gtg, ttyl, brb, l8rz!
typical AOL speak: lmao, ha funi shit, u be sey rofl cnt fukn get over dat... omfg wtf my fukn tech wnt nw? she a bitch! wll gtg, ttyl, brb, l8rz!
by Rat Allen May 20, 2005
Get the AOL speakmug. The act of speaking stupid crazy ass shit that has absolutly no basis in common reality. What most radical political, social and religious individuals use to communicate conspiracy theories, troll trash talk or the losing side of a political or theological argument.
by Sam Sara November 21, 2013
Get the derp-speakmug. The act of mumbling incoherently after consuming multiple alcoholic beverages. Originated at the Cosmopolitan in Worcester,MA.
by t r i c i a January 4, 2009
Get the speaking O'Maramug. by Maggie.J January 17, 2009
Get the Speak Greek mug. A frightfully common way of speech that has no lower case letters, and no formal guidelines for grammar or spelling. Commonly used by AOLers. A variant of n00bspeak.
(Do not confuse with the more structured and less annoying L33Tspeak)
Example: "OMG I M SO FCKIG AWSUM!!!!!1 CUM WURSHP MEE BCH!!!!!1"
(Do not confuse with the more structured and less annoying L33Tspeak)
Example: "OMG I M SO FCKIG AWSUM!!!!!1 CUM WURSHP MEE BCH!!!!!1"
by JiaXue September 15, 2003
Get the AOL-speakmug. 1. (adj.)
Derived from the terms ghetto and metaphorically speaking The term is used to describe the use of a ghetto phrase or word in speech. This phrase or word often does not mean the original definition, but rather another implied meaning.
2. (adj.) (v.)
Used when explaining your speech patterns to an individual with no ghetto background or knowledge.
3. (v.)
When making a reference to a ghetto phrase not normally used in your personal patterns of speech.
Derived from the terms ghetto and metaphorically speaking The term is used to describe the use of a ghetto phrase or word in speech. This phrase or word often does not mean the original definition, but rather another implied meaning.
2. (adj.) (v.)
Used when explaining your speech patterns to an individual with no ghetto background or knowledge.
3. (v.)
When making a reference to a ghetto phrase not normally used in your personal patterns of speech.
1. "My lip gloss be poppin'"
2. "When I said, 'get out my face' I did not imply you were literally INSIDE my face. I was just ghettophorically speaking."
3. "I'm just ghettophorically speaking here but... He better back up before I smack him upside his fat head."
2. "When I said, 'get out my face' I did not imply you were literally INSIDE my face. I was just ghettophorically speaking."
3. "I'm just ghettophorically speaking here but... He better back up before I smack him upside his fat head."
by ludicrousy November 14, 2009
Get the Ghettophorically Speakingmug. A surprise sexual act. It's a bit tricky to do, and you can only get away with it once, so follow it carefully the first time:
1) During sex, pull out and ejaculate into your hand (if you've ever spiderman'd someone, the first step is the same)
2) Ask your partner if she wants "to hear angels speak."
3) Suck the semen into your mouth while she answers.
4) Spit into her ear.
It's based on the belief that the voices of angels had life-giving power to any who could hear them, so if she gets pissed, just explain that it was a religious lesson.
A similar act is "the divine conception" when you spit into a virgin's vagina instead of her ear, and "The Word Of God" if you do it while having a giant bushy beard.
1) During sex, pull out and ejaculate into your hand (if you've ever spiderman'd someone, the first step is the same)
2) Ask your partner if she wants "to hear angels speak."
3) Suck the semen into your mouth while she answers.
4) Spit into her ear.
It's based on the belief that the voices of angels had life-giving power to any who could hear them, so if she gets pissed, just explain that it was a religious lesson.
A similar act is "the divine conception" when you spit into a virgin's vagina instead of her ear, and "The Word Of God" if you do it while having a giant bushy beard.
"Bro, my girl got mad pissed when I Angel Speak'd her last night, but chilled the fuck out when I explained it was just a theology lesson."
by Angelspeaker April 1, 2009
Get the Angel Speakmug.