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as sober as a cow

A saying said by drunk people from Wisconsin in order to make others believe they are sober
"Somebody's drunk"

"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"

"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"
by SoberCow February 29, 2016
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Sober Butts

A term for cigarettes someone smokes while sober
Guy 1: I haven't had one sip of alcohol tonight.

Guy 2: Hey same! Let's go rip some Sober Butts!

Guy 1: I love being an asshole and getting lung cancer.
by Mr. Tarsky April 6, 2017
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Portland sober

To abstain from all drugs with the exception of MUSHROOMS.
Did you hear about Jack? He gave up drinking and went full on Portland Sober!
by Jeepjack April 10, 2022
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sober chilling

The act of hanging ten with your bros without the influence of something fierce in one person/peoples drank. Originated during the sweet swell of 1970s in California, mostly used by bros alike.
Yo dawg, sober chilling at my place tonight? Yo that sounds bomb yo.
by Alpha Beta Gooso April 27, 2010
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Sober Seed

An idea or thought which is planted when one is sober, but refers to a time when you will be drunk. Normally a joke, if the seed grows with alcohol intake it will cause your drunken brain to remember it. This will result in you repeating the joke again and again throughout the night, on the basis that 'It was funny when I was sober, therefore must be funny now'
The idea of a 'beer jacket' was comical whilst sober, however as the sober seed sprouted, Dave had begun running around the party naked shouting 'I'm not cold, I have my beer jacket on'
by Raving Looney December 9, 2008
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pt sober

pt sober (ie. phantasy tour sober). the act of being only marginally trashed on one or more substances. also known as a still publicly acceptable, milder version of spun.
e.g: "i was pt sober, i only had four beers"

"i was pt sober at the biscuits last night, i only boofed a little mahldawg and snorted some k."
by jellyandjammms April 3, 2010
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sober as a peach

someone who is so drunk dat they think peaches are sober
Kory: Hey Karli, yer drunk
Karli: NO im not im sober as a peach!!!
by soberasapeach November 18, 2007
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