"Somebody's drunk"
"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"
"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"
"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"
"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"
by SoberCow February 29, 2016
Get the as sober as a cowmug. Guy 1: I haven't had one sip of alcohol tonight.
Guy 2: Hey same! Let's go rip some Sober Butts!
Guy 1: I love being an asshole and getting lung cancer.
Guy 2: Hey same! Let's go rip some Sober Butts!
Guy 1: I love being an asshole and getting lung cancer.
by Mr. Tarsky April 6, 2017
Get the Sober Buttsmug. by Jeepjack April 10, 2022
Get the Portland sobermug. The act of hanging ten with your bros without the influence of something fierce in one person/peoples drank. Originated during the sweet swell of 1970s in California, mostly used by bros alike.
by Alpha Beta Gooso April 27, 2010
Get the sober chillingmug. An idea or thought which is planted when one is sober, but refers to a time when you will be drunk. Normally a joke, if the seed grows with alcohol intake it will cause your drunken brain to remember it. This will result in you repeating the joke again and again throughout the night, on the basis that 'It was funny when I was sober, therefore must be funny now'
The idea of a 'beer jacket' was comical whilst sober, however as the sober seed sprouted, Dave had begun running around the party naked shouting 'I'm not cold, I have my beer jacket on'
by Raving Looney December 9, 2008
Get the Sober Seedmug. pt sober (ie. phantasy tour sober). the act of being only marginally trashed on one or more substances. also known as a still publicly acceptable, milder version of spun.
e.g: "i was pt sober, i only had four beers"
"i was pt sober at the biscuits last night, i only boofed a little mahldawg and snorted some k."
"i was pt sober at the biscuits last night, i only boofed a little mahldawg and snorted some k."
by jellyandjammms April 3, 2010
Get the pt sobermug. by soberasapeach November 18, 2007
Get the sober as a peachmug.