Turnip snouts

Dismay or shock upon learning of an event.
Can also be used positively, similar to "bollocks"

"Did you hear? MARDEK VIII is coming out!"
"Snazzy turnip snouts! Surely we're living in the best timeline!"

by Raedellion September 18, 2023

snouted

When someone suddenly grabs your nose

Sinead just got snouted by A-aron

by Tike myson June 6, 2016

Mammoth Snouting

When you have a large poo close to coming out and you desperately need the toilet.

Dude, I gotta get to the toilet soon, I'm mammoth snouting!

by Bulbaswag November 18, 2013

Short in the Snout

When a guy is lacking in the pants. When he has a small penis, like a tiny dogs snout.

Person 1: How was your Tinder date the other night?
Person 2: It was ok, he was a little short in the snout though.

by MrsGiblets August 15, 2020

yanking your snout

when you tug on their schlong

cloakzy, i'm just yanking your snout dude - turner

by pulling your chain January 6, 2019