A man who hasn't blown his load in a long time and finally nuts. The force of said load then shoots out a long distance, like a sniper rifle.
Lauren thought she was safe from his ejaculate, but she got blinded by his load from over 6 feet away! She wasn't counting on him being a cum sniper.
by ButtInTheFront March 03, 2017
Someone who logs onto Facebook for a very short period of time to look at all of the updates on his or her feed, check for wall posts and messages, and update his or her status. This sniper then logs off as quickly as possible to avoid being caught in conversation with Facebook campers. This is a way of life for people who dislike Facebook chat or have "friends" who like it way too much to be healthy.
Her Facebook sniper routine has been streamlined to about thirty seconds, ninety if her friends have been up to anything interesting or if she feels the need to reply to something. She prepares her status updates beforehand.
by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009
A person who opens a line of communication with you only because they believe it will
lead to their invitation or knowledge of a party.
lead to their invitation or knowledge of a party.
(this just happened and inspired me to write this)
Party Sniper over phone: Hey whats up?
Me: Nothing much, just out of state visiting family. I'm on the internet being extremely bored. Whats up with you?
Party Sniper: Oh, ok, well I guess I'll talk to you later.
Me: Dude you're such a party sniper.
Party Sniper over phone: Hey whats up?
Me: Nothing much, just out of state visiting family. I'm on the internet being extremely bored. Whats up with you?
Party Sniper: Oh, ok, well I guess I'll talk to you later.
Me: Dude you're such a party sniper.
by Edgell January 06, 2008
The technique in which one partner lays belly down with hands on partners thighs to perform oral sex like a champ. Positioned like a sniper.
by Wizardofbutt July 20, 2022
A dance done (most commonly in Halo) when one is aware that a Sniper is shooting at them, and they begin to spin and jump wildly in an attempt to avoid being killed.
*sniper shot*
Guy 1: Oh crap, I'm being sniped!
Sniper: Stop doing the sniper dance, you stupid n00b!
Guy 1: Oh crap, I'm being sniped!
Sniper: Stop doing the sniper dance, you stupid n00b!
by nearly December 02, 2006
the act of hiding in the closet and vigorously beating off while your friend is fucking a girl doggystyle on the bed, then right before your about to spluge you run out of the closet and blow a load in the girls face
by weasel May 01, 2005
While doin a bitch doggystyle pull out and spit on her back then when she turns around shoot your load in her eye.
by Austin925 September 28, 2006