a.s.p (always stiff penis)

1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.

2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.

1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).

2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.

by Wilco Jancala November 9, 2009

sniff test

When you are about to eat pussy, you slowly go down for the alls clear at the belly button. If you can get that far and it doesn't smell bad, you can safely proceed. If there is a stench, you can slowly work yourself back up and shove your dick/or pussy back in her mouth.

I performed the sniff test on Gina and she was all roses.

by PimpD April 25, 2004

anal sniff rat

an under-priviledged pathetic human being who worships those above them in a manner that is degrading to them and will stop at nothing to please.

davy worships chris so much that he is becoming an anal sniff rat

by chris maginnis December 23, 2005

Circle Sniff

When someone brings up a problematic issue and one by one people consider the issue and generate their own solutions while rejecting the previous solution until in the end everyone has sniffed each others ass and realized that yes it smells like shit but were not gonna change it.

When refactoring a database solution the developer asks why did we do it this way can we do it better? And it becomes a big circle sniff.

by MiddleFingerNinja February 4, 2009

Bell Sniff

one who is a sniffer of bells

gary

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Fish Sniff

When somebody, could be a friend, makes you sniffs his/her fingers after they stuffed em up some pussy.

"Maaan, my bro Robert gave me the fish sniff after fingering Roberta."
"Lesbians always got dat fish sniff."
"I gave my bro da fish sniff after puttin' dat pussy on the chain wax!"

by anthony toski May 19, 2014

Scratch and Sniff

Scrathing of the box and/or ass and sneaking a sniff when apparently no one is looking (but someone may catch you)!

Lil scratched her box, then tried to sneak a sniff when she lit a pull

by Noster April 28, 2004