What have you been smokin'

Asking what a mate has been smokin' cause of them acting strangely, jokingly mocking them of being stoned by drugs.
Person 1: Hey, bro! Did ya see bob the builder this morning? It's totally the shizzle.

Person 2: What have you been smokin' man?
by Dizza12 April 05, 2010
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yo, joe you long haired dope smokin friend of jesus ..how's i goin?
by blubber bob September 21, 2007
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A common phrase used in country victoria that refers to one getting fucking loose with their mates. Best used in past tense to truly describe a large and eventfull night out.
"Hey Morrey, what did you get up to on the weekend?
"Eddie! I was smokin cones & drinkin piss with garry lyon all weekend, was bloody elite"
by doolanator7 March 23, 2020
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Smokin' Dick

when someone says something to lift the spirits of other but it just isn't possible in any given circumstances
"Yeah man I think the Bears could take it all the way this year."

"Yeah man I think your smokin' dick."
by SexHaver43 March 07, 2024
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smokin deads

A niglish saying used by arrogant, blacks who are uneducated by choice that essentially means they are disrespecting another dumb black who is dead
Yeahyeah nigga dats da wrd nigga we be smokin deads nigga we smokin on dat foo we shot in da popeyes parking lot nigga that's da wrd mane
by j098 December 18, 2023
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Smokin batshit

Smokin batshit refers to something somebody says or something you may see or read that is so stupid, beyond any possible redemption that the only way it could have been made was if the author was "smokin batshit."
I was at the car dealership the other day and asked how much to replace a brake light bulb. The guy tells me-with a straight face mind you-$47.00! I said "Dude you're 'smokin batshit,' yes guano, that savory crap found in a bat cave."
by C55 May 01, 2018
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smokin skins

The act of screwing large numbers of sluts in a short period of time.
by mach 10 May 13, 2003
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