Smilers

A Practitioner of Toxic positivity

I got called into a work meeting and saw it was full of HR department Smilers and immediately knew I was cooked

by AveryYapps February 8, 2026

Smiler

Originating in Calgary, Alberta - a smiler is an individual who seeks business opportunity and personal gain via developing relationships with absolutely everybody, regardless of moral implications.

A smiler may learn that an individual greatly betrayed their close friend, and decide to keep said person in their good graces based on the pretense that they may eventually have something to gain from the relationship.

Smilers fight extremely hard to not break character and never allow their genuine personality to slip out, introduce themselves with a huge smile and tight handshake, and work as social chameleons to get what they want under the assumption they are playing "3D Chess" amongst the "sheep".

An individual who values profitability over virtue and morality.

"Bro, Kanye West is still chilling with Donald Trump after he tried stealing all of my crypto"

"Don't worry man, Kanye West is a smiler, he's smiling and walking up to us right now"

by Thorfinn, Son of Thors September 2, 2025

Pike Siger

A made up character. Has widely grown popular through the world. Is known for being weird, creepy, and awkward.
Wanted for:
- eating grass
- streaking
- pooting on dogs
- licking his wart while giving you "the eye"

Pike Siger: uma lina roca toof
Man: dude get out of here

by My pseudonym? August 6, 2012

Pocket smiler

1. Someone who stares from at people from a distance.

2. Stalker.

Steven is such a pocket smiler. He’s always staring at me and always asking where I’m at.

by TheBigOneInyourMom August 19, 2018

Austin Smider

Its not chance, it's smiders system. Smider, The beginning-204 BC

It's not by accident, or by chance. It's the system by Austin Smider

by CoKhan July 16, 2019

mała śmierdząca

She's a smart and inteligent hottie. She' s a one to keep her side by side. Check her under arms cause the smell is just goergous

-wow, this is some nice mała śmierdząca
- Yeah i know, shes golden

by Gugugugugagagaga November 30, 2020

Teddy Swigert

A person who constantly plays gorilla tag and likes jazz

Person 1: “damn bro your being a real teddy Swigert”
Person 2: “for real”

by Eggcumsock June 24, 2021