Smega

super mega phone; used in maple story as a means of annoying communication can only be seen in the world your in; can not be carried to other worlds.

Holy crap did you see that smega! I need to go buy that.

by mowanda August 17, 2009

smeggler

One who sneaks around sniffing young girls bicycle seats shortly after they have taken a ride. Many to be found in Halford's car park and outside brownie camps/school bikesheds. Tricycles are not off the menu either.

I met a smeggler this evening and he told me he'd fluked into a plethora of prime sweaty saddle. He was loving it.

by Alex Barbor March 11, 2007

Smeg scorpions

Smeg scorpions are tiny scorpions which live inside your foreskin and feast on excess smeg. They are impossible to remove as they crawl into the deep recesses of your foreskin, but that's what you get for smegging faggot! To appease the scorpions you must masturbate at least 5 times a day otherwise they will get mad and sting the meaty bit within your foreskin. And trust me.. this hurts! By the way circumcised people CAN get them too... gutted.

Shit I only wanked 4 times yesterday and now my bell end is all swollen, fucking smeg scorpions.

by analex127 September 19, 2009

Siegfred

An awesome guy that tends to be awesomer than most of the people that think they're awesome, but they're actually not because Siegfred is awesomer than them, yet they think they're awesome anyways, knowing that Siegfred is awesomer than them. He also tends to be a douchebag, but is mostly cool and easygoing. Just get to know him.

Person 1: "Dude I'm so awesome!"
Siegfred: "You can think all you like but I'm awesomer than you."
Person 1: " No way, I'm awesome."
Siegfred: "Think all you'd like, but I'm awesomer than you, don't forget that."
Person 1: "Aww... okay."
Person 2: "Wow person 1 is such a non-awesome person."
Person 1: "I know right..."
Siegfred: "Thats right. Know your place."

by IAmSiegfredYES September 25, 2011

Sieg Heiled

The act of making ones hand and/or forearm into the Nazi salute and then proceeding to ram it into a womens vagina or anus.

Gavin: Hey enrique how loose is Lauren?
Enrique: Pretty loose dude I Sieg Heiled her so far my whole arm got stuck!
Gavin: Dude that is awesome!

by Gavin Michael August 26, 2008

smeggs

combination of some and eggs; smeggs

I have smeggs and cheese please.

by Chris SPat February 28, 2008

smeg pie

putting smeg or knob cheese around a girls face as a crust and the busting a huge load in the middle to make the delicous filling

I just gave that girl the biggest smeg pie.
I made a nice smeg pie to serve to all who wants a taste

by Balls and Pimp Rew January 13, 2008