Slow Swimmer

Someone who is not very smart- as in he was the product of one of the slow swimming sperm.

He doesn't understand, he was a slow swimmer or he is a slow swimmer.

by DetroitVince January 10, 2014

slow chat

verb. to chat slowly until the other party (or parties) involved loses interest in chatting.

I'm slow chatting this girl so she'll finally realize that i'm not interested in her.

by cool-squid April 17, 2007

Slow blow

A methodical and extremely pleasurable slow blowjob. Always worth it no matter what the cost.

(From an episode of Blue Mountain State.)

She's crazy and beats me when she's drunk but I got a slow blow so it was worth it.

by Lesgomes November 11, 2010

slow roast

n.

A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.

Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.

v.

We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.

by The Commodore June 22, 2007

Slow-Run

A panicked split second decision a person makes at a street, cross walk, or parking lot. The person usually begins the first two feet in a hustled running motion only to precede swinging there arms in full motion as if they are running, but still moving at the speeds of a person walking.

Pedestrian: Oh no a car is coming but I have to walk across to get into Walmart! I better wait. Or should I run for it?? Time is running out I am scared.

Person in car: (gives the hand wave for pedestrian to go ahead)

Pedestrian: (Looks like a triathelete mixed with an old geezer as they slow-run the next six feet)

Person in car: (rolls down window and yells) What the hell are you doing? You are running the same speed and the person walking next to you idiot!

by mikethegreat26 February 06, 2015

slow cut

A perceived 'short cut' that turns out to take longer than normal route(s) or mean(s).

Wife: Why are we going down this road?
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!

by Unspellable November 06, 2007

Slow Peel

When a male gets up from a sitting or laying position and the scrotum is stuck to one of either thighs and as he stands the scrotum slowly peels away from the thigh.
Hot and sweaty days are known to increase the likelihood of a slow peel.

Adam stood up and slowly shifted his weight to quicken the slow peel of his balls from his thigh.

by StonedHippy April 06, 2010