Wizard Sleeves

1) A nauseatingly floppy set of vaginal lips, usually attributable to over-penetration of the cunt. The skin is left to hang between the woman's thighs, never to please again.

2) A fine leather coming from aforementioned vaginal lips.

3) Fabric covering a Wizard's arms, sometimes made from aforementioned leather.

1) When we're having sex, I love when my girl whips me in the chest with her wizard sleeves. Shits so hot.

2) Children, what do you know about Wizard Sleeves?

3) These damn wizard sleeves keep dragging in my tuna pot pie, I need to get them hemmed!

by Jon of Hilton July 14, 2009

Up the sleeve

A variant of the phrase "in the closet" specifically for asexuals (aka "aces") concealing their sexual orientation from others.

My parents don't know I'm an ace. I'm still up the sleeve.

by ThePipYay November 8, 2021

Rip a sleeve

The act of grabbing a fresh sleeve of Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies and wolfing them all down in one sitting.

Chad: It's the Fuckin' weekend! Time to rip a sleeve!
Brad: Hell yeah bro! Let's get that minty pre-game!

by LilCroutonNA March 8, 2021

Lightning sleeve

A really fast paced wank

Alex was horny but needed to leave in 5 mins so he had a lightning sleeve

by Chadathon January 26, 2022

Grabbing Sleeves

Another word for fighting popularized by the YouTuber Ryan Higa.

“Oh shit! Arthur and DW are grabbing sleeves!”

by Shoutoutmymucus68 June 27, 2019

Sleeve vagina

A sleeve vagina is a sleeve filled with vaginal fluid or lube overflowing at the parts of the palm and wrist. Giving a sleeve vagina is similar to a handjob with the risk of ruining your clothes.

Guy 1: So what happen after we left last night?
Guy 2: After you left we've decided to have sex, after a few rounds she decided to give me a sleeve vagina.
McDonald's employee: Are you ready to order sirs?

by Whythefucc69 March 24, 2020

clean sleeve

A complete and utter asshole. A total jerk that won't shut up and thinks they are "All that".

That guy's a clean sleeve

by -Unregistered August 14, 2016