Morning slammer

A coffee induced, violent morning dump. Makes a “kerplunk” sound, a slam dunk of a deuce. Effects of which are amplified by a night of drinking.

Girlfriend: Here babe, made you a cup of coffee. How’s your hangover?
Boyfriend: Thanks, sweetie! It’s okay, my stomach hurts a bit from that 1am pizza though.

**10 minutes later**
Boyfriend: Holy shit!! I just laid a morning slammer. Where’s the plunger?!

by Elder Blice May 16, 2020

Toe-slammer

A person who is funny but rude. A person who makes you laugh and then cry.

She was a real toe-slammer.

by loatgoat December 19, 2018

Driveway Slammer

When you're garbage and instead of drinking the typical 40 and 4Loko that makes up the famous Sidewalk Slammer, you drink a bottle of wine (preferably trash like Sutter or Charles Shaw) and a 4Loko. Called this because a bitch doesn't even get to the sidewalk after drinking this.

"Hey Jackie are you drinking tonight?"
"Not not down, a bitch is doing a driveway slammer!"

by nick_scam_pbell March 3, 2017

Pussy Slammer

A woman who acts like she’s the only human being who happens to have a vagina.

I would go out of my way to help her if she wasn’t such a pussy slammer.

by chamuco August 14, 2022

jelly slammer

When you're jizzing and simultaneously slapping your dick against something.

My orgasm was so intense that I had to give myself a jelly slammer.

by nearlyaperson January 9, 2017

sally slammer

To slap one violently with a floppy breast; The female version of a Thunder Dan.

Brandon was being a total jerk, so I whipped out my boob and gave him a Sally Slammer.

by T.Rex_Lex November 4, 2017

sister slammer

The act of screwing your sister.
Not a name to be proud of.
Nasty, gross and wrong.
Usually due to country lifestyle.

see incest, inbred, redneck.

Random Guy: Dude, did you hear? Last night john screwed his sister.

Random Guy2: Ew... Bekka? He's a fuckin' sister slammer

by bradski October 10, 2007