simon

Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel

Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Connery: Could you repeat the question?
Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Connery: I Garfunkeled your mother!

by Lilparkczar November 19, 2007

simon

simon likes wearing adidas pants and glasses. he also has brown hair usually. he likes to do the chin rub and the a-hAhaaa laugh. Hes actually a pretty good photographer and likes taking pics of really interesting things.

hey look its simon

by name1001 February 17, 2020

simon

Gay

thats so simon

by dfdfsfsdfdfdsfdsfds May 16, 2019

simone

Super sexy, totally worth fukin
should get to her shes totally hot
luving simone aka simon haha
luv u babe

Just the best babe out ayy simone
she disagrees

by sodvbiwdf August 27, 2008

simoned

When a joke or sarcastic comment is taken too literally/seriously.

'I dont think the Americans should be blamed. I mean they never interfere with others.'

"really?! wat about iraq?? and shit"

'oooooooooh u got simoned'

by mofobitchass June 24, 2005

simons

Simons are people not to be messed with. They get shit done, and don’t mess with stupid people. In fact, if you’re stupid just walk away. Otherwise it won’t end well for you! Simons are extremely intelligent and pretty much always get their way. Don’t cross them because they’re always right. And they will prove it!

The Simons family won first today.

by Nurses101 March 26, 2019

Simone

Simone is the most beautiful girl in the world, she’s funny, sexy and got all the lads waiting for her haha, she’s extra moody sometimes when ya get on her nerves and she’s a bit crazy, she’s never early and hardly likes getting out of her bed when it’s time, she loves to go out but her friends are NEVER up for it cause they’re all broke, unlike Simone whose got all the money, simmy simmy is what we call her! Simone the babe

“ Simone is sexy “

by Michael somanadan July 14, 2019