Sidewalk Pirate

Someone that lives or makes a living on the sidewalk. This includes bums, homeless, sidewalk performers, etc.

We were driving down the road and saw a genius sidewalk pirate with a dancing monkey!

by CaptainZ November 27, 2007

Sidewalk Spread

The maneuver the slow-moving group ahead of you does to keep its advantage when the sidewalk widens out. Instead of holding together and letting you pass, they widen their group stance to continue taking up all available space from left to right.

You're running to the bus but a family with strollers, a shopping cart and an elderly person's walker is blocking your way. You think, "Great, I'll pass them on the right as soon as we get past that fire hydrant and the space on the right opens up." But when the family gets past the tree, sidewalk spread kicks in: the shopping-cart pusher veers right, and now the whole family is still forming a wall of people, completely blocking the sidewalk from left to right.

by vzwriter September 25, 2009

Sidewalk Slammer

A 40 of steel reserve drank down to about the label with a sparks poured in. (not mickeys) Mickeys with sparks is a rowdy irishman. (an sparks is a steel company drink)

Sidewalk slammer gets you crunk.

by Chevron211 January 19, 2009

sidewalk ape

Black people that stand on the side of the street in groups

"Hey look at that group of sidewalk apes! Quick call the cops!"

by King Shaka Zulu March 25, 2008

sidewalk spittaz

the only good thing to come out of perth

Mouthful of Scalpels

by experiMENTAL April 27, 2004

SIDEWALK SUNDAE

When you beat a punk until he is knocked out, then you drag him to the sidewalk and put his mouth on the edge and then jump on the back of his head.

Johnny was a punk that didn't know when to shut his mouth, so i gave him a sidewalk sundae,and now jawless Johnny eats from a straw

by J.HUGHES September 24, 2007

Sidewalk Chicken

When you and a stranger are walking in opposite directions on the sidewalk and, despite how far away you are, how much space to your sides you have, and multiple attempts to get out of each other's way, you always seem to step in the same direction, resulting in you bumping into one another.

The more vigorously you step left and right to avoid the other person, the more violent the impact.

"Dude, I got deadlocked into an epic game of Sidewalk Chicken today. You'd think that 50 feet would be enough but there was no way out!"

"These two girls looked like they were rave dancing toward each other on Main street, but then they rammed into each other last second. It was a huge game of Sidewalk Chicken!"

"Haha dude! I treated this suit walking down my block to a nice game of Sidewalk Chicken. You should have seen how fast his feet went by the time we hit!"

by Tbonesteak4dinner September 5, 2011