One who counts the amount of shrimp in their food. Most commonly, shrimp-counters will check their Chinese food to make sure that there is a sufficient amount of shrimp.
A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.
A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.
Larry David: "We got our orders back and about seven or eight shrimp were missing."
Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."
Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."
by Fragile Frankie May 11, 2009
The most tasty asian snack in the market. Think fat potato sticks that taste a little like shrimp. The shrimp scares away your white friends, so less chips getting mooched and more chips in your stomach!
Gary: Man I'm hungry. Are those chips?
Phil: Not JUST chips, they're shrimp chips! Want some?
Gary: Uhh no thanks, I'll pass.
Phil: Not JUST chips, they're shrimp chips! Want some?
Gary: Uhh no thanks, I'll pass.
by Stiff Tacos January 03, 2011
by KillerOfUrMind October 04, 2017
by xoCheshirecatxo July 01, 2011
A mysterious destination in-between two dimensions that can only be accessed by a certain kind. You have to be granted access with consideration of the depth of substance abuse. If you are lucky you will be accepted onto the bus and will be transported to the land of the shrimp.
by Mr Kyro December 12, 2019
The best type of guy out there. He might not have the biggest six pack or be super buff but he's the most down to earth and funny guy you will ever meet. He's a bit of an retard and probably doesn't support the right football team but we allow it because he's fit, such a nice guy and has the most peng smile. If you ever need anything he's always there for you and after a hug he kisses you on the forehead and everything feels good again.
I don't care if you think he's a shrimp boy because hes my shrimp boy and nothings ever going to change that
by okboomer12345 December 08, 2019
by fullshrimp September 16, 2019