A rare medical condition where the afflicted person's penis resembles an ACTUAL shrimp, literally. Common subdivisions of common shrimp dickness are: shelled, unshelled, cooked, raw, veined, deveined, and COCKTAIL!

NAME REDACTED was dating this dude with shrimp dick. No, seriously his penis was an actual literal shrimp, dude.

shrimp dick by Rory B. March 18, 2007

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shrimp and white wine

the food and drink favored by the Beaver Boys, two party/club boys who have been known to ditch their superhot dates in order to consume these delicacies. the ratio of shrimp-to-white-wine must be perfectly balanced or else one or both Beaver Boy(s) goes into septic shock.

After an active night in the clubs doing the Richardson Richardson and the Shrimp Walk, the Beaver Boys love to eat lots of shrimp and white wine which they often puke out all over themselves.

shrimp and white wine by Akshen February 16, 2009

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Shrimp Nugget

A particularly saggy females clitotus.

She had a shrimp nugget so saggy that Rocky Balboa was training to fight Apollo Creed on it.

Shrimp Nugget by Fleggasaurus Rex October 13, 2014

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shrimp cult

The shrimp cult is a cult that is revolves around shrimp. Even though it tastes bad, it is still worshipped greatly. The cult has a supreme leader- the divine ruler- which is Snowball, a cat. You do not want to mess with this cult or betray them. It is a supreme cult with many inside jokes. MOST LITTY

Friend Sam- “Hey, are you in the Shrimp Cult? It is the most Litty cult out there!”
Friend Molli- “ Ya, and the ruler Snowball is sooo divine!”.

shrimp cult by Dasmysalsa January 23, 2018

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