Short for “parking lot shorty”
A female companion who has been left in the passenger seat of her man’s car while he shops. Common sight at Walmart, liquor stores and other low class retailers
Common lot shotty activities include playing candy crush, adjusting their makeup and yelling “I have a boyfriend” and passing men
A female companion who has been left in the passenger seat of her man’s car while he shops. Common sight at Walmart, liquor stores and other low class retailers
Common lot shotty activities include playing candy crush, adjusting their makeup and yelling “I have a boyfriend” and passing men
Went to Walmart today and the parking lot was full of obese lot shotty’s
Some lot shotty yelled at my for checking her out
Some lot shotty yelled at my for checking her out
by Handy Dan May 5, 2024
Get the lot shottymug. yeh basically it’s a cheap easy way to get high. yeh a shottie is a normally a small plastic bottle with a hole burnt in for ur tube (normally £2 from ur local dodgy store) also metal straws rolled up cans, metal pens, jusy anything metal. then add some water that comes a little bit higher that the tube add a thumb hole and ur just about ready to make ur transfer into a poor stoner. roll up a little ball of bacci (tobacco) and grind ur sweet green and powder it on top, or add ur weed to a bowl and pack it down or if u got a skinny tube pull of a nug press it in to the tube and ur ready for the rip. place ur lips over the bottle, put ur lighter to the weed, (cream it (inhale so the weed burns) then pull it (inhale hard to pull down the tobacco and weed) now ur 1 of 3 things, a pro stoner, a new stoner or ur a bitch for plugging it (not inhaling hard enough)
chav “yo cuz u sort draw”
skateboarder “yes bruv wys u want tenns”
chav “here u go bruv, u got a shottie”
skateboard “yeh man make ur self comfy”
5 mins later
skateboarder “yo man u plugged it 5 times inna row stick to joints man”
skateboarder “yes bruv wys u want tenns”
chav “here u go bruv, u got a shottie”
skateboard “yeh man make ur self comfy”
5 mins later
skateboarder “yo man u plugged it 5 times inna row stick to joints man”
by Phist me June 26, 2019
Get the shottiemug. A girl u want to wank u off like ur dick is a shotgun till u blow ur load all over her like shooting a shotgun
by Nan yeeter May 6, 2019
Get the Shottymug. by Muchogrande90210 August 2, 2016
Get the Shottymug. a hot shottie is where someone does a shottie (like a bong for those who dont know) and swallows all the smoke in and farts it out, and another person tokes in the smoke that is being farted out.
by The Trilby August 1, 2009
Get the Hot shottiemug. Only using a shotgun as your main weapon while running around the whole map shooting everyone you see. This is mostly done to either have fun or to piss people off .
Nick: "I had the worst game ever on Modern Warfare 2!"
Tom: "What happened?"
Nick: "Some guy decided to go shotty running the whole time and it pissed me off!"
Tom: "You just got owned!"
Tom: "What happened?"
Nick: "Some guy decided to go shotty running the whole time and it pissed me off!"
Tom: "You just got owned!"
by Nokitch July 22, 2010
Get the Shotty Runningmug.