Vomit shakes

An involuntary physical reaction caused by something pukeworthy, usually in the form of whole-body chills or shiver and sometimes accompanied by an almost-gag.

"Tequila?"
"ugggghh, no. got the vomit shakes just thinking about it."

by CrudeandCrass March 18, 2014

Fuck-shake

The act of grabbing a person's middle finger with your own, and then firmly shaking it as a gesture of compassion or greeting.

Mom: Make sure you give each of your dad's colleagues a warm fuck-shake when they come over this evening.
Son: Can't I just high five them?

by YouKnowWho*smirks* April 12, 2017

Awkward Salt Shaker

In common usage in essex. When an awkward or tense situation arises, all tension can be examplified with this gesture, in which both hands are made into fists, placed on top of each other and rotated in opposite directions as in a salt grinder.

Man 1: Dude she's hot.

Man 2: That's my mum.

Silence.

Awkward Salt Shaker performed by passer-by.

by Awkward! May 9, 2010

shower, shake, and shit

While the phrase can be used to describe the literal acts of showering, drinking a protein shake, and shitting (in that order). It's main usage serves as a broad descriptor for one's daily ritual or routine, which often involves bathing, eating, and excreting.

Historically speaking, the 'shit' came before the 'shower'. However, the fact is that the shake (or food intake), must come before defecation can occur. In the event of multiple shit shower shake sequences, the 'shit' will still come before the 'shower' (see below), thus cleanliness is achieved and the natural order of occurrence is maintained.

shower shake |shit shower| shake shit shower shake shit shower shake shit shower

Acceptable variations:

- Shower shake shit

- Shower, shake, and shit.

- SSS, 3S, S³

"Hey you wanna play a game of League?"

"Not right now man, gonna shower, shake, and shit. I'll probably be online later."

by Careem Bob April 12, 2019

shake battle

A verb used to describe the often disappointing process of searching one's room/home/desk (etc.) or collection of dabows for enough shake to pack a bowl or roll a joint.

Shake battles are either won or lost. If an individual finds enough shake to get sufficiently baked then it's a win. However, if the collected shake is smoked and it's not enough, the shake battle is lost.

Can be used in past tense to reference the theater of combat.

"If we're gonna pack that bowl, we'll need to shake battle"

"I just shake battled my desk and won. Sick."

by Mr. MT December 31, 2006

Kansas City Shakedown

After committing a sexual act in a Porta John with a girlfriend or a female in a "related" or "unrelated" state, you walk out and lock her in there. Then you tip over the Porta John. This act is done to dump your girlfriend or partener.

"Dude, that Kansas City Shakedown did the trick dumping her!"

by B-ryann July 6, 2008

shake diet

A break off of the Opti-fast diet.
The shake diet is eating only five shakes a day that are 180 calories.

I lost 28 pounds on the shake diet, and now i am going to kill jared.

by Mr. Peterson January 15, 2007