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left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.
"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man
by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024
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Shut that shit dog

When an Filip Kostic gets aggravated at a human while playing video games. The meaning of Shut that shit dog is to tell your friend to be silent in a unsalty manner
Liam "Your aim is garbage"
Filip(aka the ape): "Shut that shit dog"
Liam "Okay dad"
by ApeHunter December 27, 2018
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The term used to describe the state you find yourself in the morning after a night of very heavy drinking
Oh man I shouldn't have moved onto double cocktails after the bar ran out of beer last night, I woke up this morning and I was quivering like a shitting dog!
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 7, 2017
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Dog shit

Person 1:Ew I just stepped in dog shit
Person2: Yeah Scooter Braun is dog shit
by Mrs. Perfectly Not Fine June 29, 2021
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Dog shit

Means your not good at something trash and bad and have no talent
During my game of call of duty my friend got tired of the other team not putting up an challenges so he called them dog shit
by Natasha Romanoff March 8, 2021
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Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.
Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
by Wes the Human November 3, 2015
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Dog shit

Absolute fucking piece of shit that makes you puke your intensities out.
Doug: Did you watch the new Death Note movie on Netflix?
Sam: Man that was absolute dog shit!
by Et-tu? May 9, 2021
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