Shimmy

When you jerking off and cum in 4 seconds. Then later when you see your friends you claim it was a day

Yo did you see Dan, he just shimmyed

by Avi. R December 14, 2016

mongolian shimmy

Similar to its cousin the mongolian slide, the mongolian shimmy is a courtship ritual used by mongolian warlords. The shimmy, unlike the slide, uses less power in favor of technique. The shimmy requires some advanced Trigonometry, and knowledge of piston engineering to perform adequately. Older mongolian warlords whose backs may not be fit to perform the slide will utilize the shimmy.

With his age too high, our professor could no longer perform the mongolian slide, so he used the mongolian shimmy instead.

by JohnnyBTheZen May 19, 2018

Shimmy Shimmy Yaw (Perianal Abscesses).

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses¡¿.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: Shimmy Shimmy Yaw (Perianal Abscesses).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

geriatric shoulder shimmy

A dance move done by famous rockstar and Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger. The term was first coined by Kenneth "Todrick Nathanson" Munson in 2011, on a music publication about Moves Like Jagger. Usage of this dance move was first discovered in the music video for famous 1985 hit "Dancing In The Streets".

Johnson: What are you doing?
William: I'm doing the geriatric shoulder shimmy!

by Dyl Dosankan Dumms June 25, 2025

Shimmy Squak

Shimmy Squak is a place in the clouds where I was born.

I am the king of Shimmy Squak.

by Shimmy Squak King October 9, 2020

Shimmy my Jimmy

When you have to unlock a door using a lockpick

"Damn, the door is locked. Looks like I gotta Shimmy my Jimmy!"

by k0vz December 19, 2023

shimmy shimmy disco

When instead of going out with friends, you stay home and furiously masturbate.

"Hey John, wanna come out to the bar tonight?"
"Not tonight. I gonna shimmy shimmy disco at my place."

by Bobby Karlsson June 10, 2017