In Call of Duty: MW2, when someone puts a Riot Shield on their back and goes prone so they can not be knifed.
by Mr.Wizenhymer September 8, 2010

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.
by JoPaGeRi.TBC January 2, 2009

A thin layer of chocolate on ice cream that will freeze up when it comes in contact with air.
Hence, fecal matter residue found on one's penis after anal sex.
Hence, fecal matter residue found on one's penis after anal sex.
by The Nitwitz January 4, 2004

Ladies parts that are unclean and scabby and therefore cause chaffing and iritation to the penis during sex.
by Martin Harkins July 28, 2006

by Sudyer September 26, 2005

When you masterbate so much you develop a calis on the head of your penis and then don't shower for a while and go and bone.
Guy 1: "Dude i've been jerking it so much this week"
Guy 2: "Id didn't need to know that but why?"
Guy 1: "So I can Turtle Shell your mom this weekend!"
Guy 2: "Id didn't need to know that but why?"
Guy 1: "So I can Turtle Shell your mom this weekend!"
by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010

by B-Kamby June 30, 2005
