A ''Shelby'' is:
- A genuine bitch
- Immature and retarded.
- Often bi-curious or any other gender but straight.
- Is a party animal
- Got her cup size as a grade average. 36Ds
- Usually always wants all the attention.
- A genuine bitch
- Immature and retarded.
- Often bi-curious or any other gender but straight.
- Is a party animal
- Got her cup size as a grade average. 36Ds
- Usually always wants all the attention.
Person 1 at party: So this girl was totally mackin' on me brahh
Person 2 at party: Yah, what was her name dude?
Person 1: Shelby
Person 2: No way! I just made out with a Shelby!
Person 1: Must be 2 at this party brahh
Person 2 at party: Yah, what was her name dude?
Person 1: Shelby
Person 2: No way! I just made out with a Shelby!
Person 1: Must be 2 at this party brahh
by whoremoanss April 17, 2009
Term referring to the fairer gender, specifically a female who is so fine that she causes all passers by to begin to say SH...it but knowing that they would not be bump ugly s if she is offended the male counterparts finish the term accordingly Sh....elby
These particular females tend to enjoy string cheese and flavored water :)
These particular females tend to enjoy string cheese and flavored water :)
(While driving past a top notch hottie {beautiful girl})
John: Holy Sh......, homie did you see that Shelby?
Passenger: lookout....crash...
John: Holy Sh......, homie did you see that Shelby?
Passenger: lookout....crash...
by Johon Valdez October 5, 2010
a very shy // paranoid homo who is a giant weaboo as well as furry trash. enjoys to cuddle and eat pizza. !! VERY SHORT LIKE ITS RIDICULOUS HOW SHORT !! is often thought to be a cheater to indin red heads.
by ParanoidHomo August 27, 2014
A Shelby is a girl of the homosapien species that meets all standards of perfection in a human being. She is breath-takingly beautiful, very intelligent, caring, warm-hearted, and as cute as a button. Also known very well for their originality, and gaming habits (that are very admirable). Overall, a Shelby is a one in a million. If you ever find one, never let her go, because you will never find another girl as amazing as her.
by p0rt@L_F@n October 8, 2011
dumb cunt who back stabs you and steals your man. If you got a crush and she finds out, he'll be her boyfriends within a few days. Do not trust her with money, she will never pay you back! Make sure you call her out on all her flaws just so she knows she's not perfect like Shelby's think they are. She can't sing worth a damn, if she sings, tell her to stfu and that she's untalented. Lesson hear is, Shelby's are worthless and dumb hoes, do not become friends with them.
I was dating Nate, a week after we started dating, Shelby started to have feelings for him.
We were singing in choir, someone was so flat it must've been Shelby
We were singing in choir, someone was so flat it must've been Shelby
by OrgiGIrl! May 24, 2015
Someone of the female sex that has so much potential in life. Any ideal and smart man would choose himself to be with this beautiful and intelligent woman for the rest of his life. She may also give you the feeling that she could be the "one". This female specimen typically enjoys doing random cartwheels that make people smile, yelling parkour as she jumps off things and singing with such an incredibly sexy voice that it is surprising that she is not the world's next super star in music.
Example 1:
Guy: (standing outside Shelby's room)
Shelby: Singing, lalalala
Guy: (open's door) Holy crap you are amazing!
Shelby: No I don't. (In Denial)
Example 2:
Guy: How has your day been so fa...
Shelby (Runs and jumps off random surface) PARKOUR!
Guy: (Facepalm) I think I like you.
Guy: (standing outside Shelby's room)
Shelby: Singing, lalalala
Guy: (open's door) Holy crap you are amazing!
Shelby: No I don't. (In Denial)
Example 2:
Guy: How has your day been so fa...
Shelby (Runs and jumps off random surface) PARKOUR!
Guy: (Facepalm) I think I like you.
by TedinBed August 21, 2011
To be an overdramatic sarcastic asshole, Taking no owner ship to one's wrongdoings, and Having an anime girlfriend
by TheRealSlimSanders February 7, 2015