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Shed

Brit. slang for a crappy car, usually a hatchback, driven by a "Barry Boy".

A popular choice of the acned teen as their first "wheels", sheds are often "done up" with bits of nasty body kit, aftermarket exhausts and - in urban settings - a thumping uprated music system.

Shed owners often can't afford to put petrol in their cars so are commonly spotted on Friday nights meeting other non-driving shed owners in supermarket car parks to exchange advice on the best make of gaffer tape to stop bits of chrome and trim falling off their creations.

See also acronym SOTW (Shed of the Week), a popular spot on the Barry Boys web site.
Gav: "Wotcha got?"
Kev: "58 plate Saxo." "Tmoz I'm gunna slam it and install a sub the size of your sista's ass".
Gav: "Too sweet, I thought you were gunna get a Shed like a 106 ... needin an air dam for the front though"
Kev: "Already ordered, as well as some pimpin side rails".
Gav: "OMG ... your ride FTW"
by North Wind September 15, 2010
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Shed

Fluttershy's corpse stoage facility.
Hey, hey, he, stay outta my shed, ok?

Bill: Did you see that SHED.MOV video?

John: Yeah. I'm never going in my shed again.
by Tralt October 14, 2012
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A girl that lives in a shed that inadvertently becomes subject for a drug addicts lust for sexual gratification.

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Who are you dating? I hope its not the shed girl type.

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Aye bro when are we shedding
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storage shed

An object, typically a person of relationship significance, used as an emotional dumping ground and/or punching bag.
Paul, I'm not your storage shed, you can't unload your issues on me and not expect me to react.
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